add me ^^

═══════════ 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱═════════════
🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


════════════🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱═════════════

add me ^^

What are yah doin in mah swamp?

+rep nice profile😉

═══════════ ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️══════════════════
❤️ Friendly Guy ❤️ 
🔥🔥 We can be friends  for future games 🔥🔥

⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨

✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅

 
════════════⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️═══════════════════

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

can you add me please

bruh lik bruh

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

worst admin NA

10/10 admin scare me very much tho

You scared muther ♥♥♥♥ guy. I ♥♥♥♥ you in the butt. You ♥♥♥♥ me in the butt too. Mutual feelings. 3 inche

hek

YOU. ME. GAS STATION.
What are we getting for dinner?
Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi,
we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish.
You know what that means.
Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do?
We're gonna fight it.
BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please.
We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese,
dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so.
next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint.
Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or ♥♥♥♥ torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

No problem. https://steamproxy.com/groups/cheetofanclub

Glad youre still thinking of me, means the world bby <3

Your trash i remember you from blueberry 5x, actually retire from rust your horrible.

I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai
and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.

The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.

They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.

My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

+rep, add me

+rep add me

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?
You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.
There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions.

imagine just crawling around in the dumpster looking for some maggots to put in ur urethra and u stumble across a dead rat. u touch the rat's body, finding it just the right amount of cold and wet. u reach and touch its crotch, and realise its a girl rat. ur pants flew off, and ur hard throbbing 9 inch ♥♥♥♥ was already itching to be put in that moist rat clit. u opened the rat's ♥♥♥♥♥ lips and some green pus drips out. u smile at the sight of the green goo and put ur ♥♥♥♥ to the rat's vagina. thanks to the pus, ur ♥♥♥♥ slides in just fine, and rams into the rat's uterus. u feel some tingling feeling at the tip of ur ♥♥♥♥, but u keep going until u ♥♥♥ inside the dead rat's moist vagina. u pull ur ♥♥♥♥ out, and see a whole nest of maggots resting on ur tip. u pass out from the overwhelming ecstasy of such sight.

ily

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you are a female gamer, ‘it’s an awesome thing to see! 2. I’m Brian. 3. Don’t be intimidated by me, I’m not the stereotypical guy. If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen =D

How many eggrols from COSTCO can i eat i befroe I need it. Stomach feels like bad, Need hospital? right now? THEY ARE FRom costco? either poop or help please

Hello my beautiful goddess,

I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon.

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin. Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in. God bless you, dad.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update you again please send help.

first

donde esta la leche?

......……………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\
………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~

urns around and looks at u in the eys wit shiny vampir glowin cute eyes.* didnt see u ther. *flexes, showing my super buff pecs* i was jus practicng my kungfu ;))) *winks at u, holding my ancent ninja katana* im rly cool if ur into that i do kungfu and stuf *tail pops out of my back* oh sory i forgot to say that im a antrophoprmorphic but im supr kawaii *flips fedora* i think ur really hot and we would make a awesome couple would you marry me *head back laughing* jk im joking (jk means just kidding lol xD i know a lot of internet meemees too) i can show u more if u take my hand *holds out hand, hair flowing in wind* (if u take my hand msg me and we continue this fantasy together ;)))
ps i have a sick beard

You smell <3

Conchita Wurst

+rep sent me nudes once, her trap pp is huge

Giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥, do not feed saltines.

-rep not enough cheese related content

TRue

-rep shes catfish

+rep, shes my gamer girl gf

i have ligma

you bother Casey I swear Ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clap your cheeks like ben shapiro

yo

yo

_________________________####__________
___________________________######_________
___________________________######_________
____________________________####__________
_____________________________##___________
___________________________######_________
__________________________#######_________
__####__________________#########_________
_######________________###_######_________
_######_______________###__######_________
__####_______________###___######_________
_____##################____######_________
_____##################+rep#######________
______#################____######_________
_______###_______#####_____######_________
______###_______#####______######_________
_____###________#####______######_________
#######_________##########_##############__
___________________________________________

i love you fishy