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Biglongfloppydickmeat 16 Jan @ 11:32am 
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Biglongfloppydickmeat 20 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35pm 
I'm Zack, call me Super or Zack idc. Hobbies include skateboarding when I can, music, working out, and gaming. If you ever want to just rant or play games I'm down. Most of the time..
Biglongfloppydickmeat 30 Nov, 2023 @ 6:25pm 
rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Biglongfloppydickmeat 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am 
This guy is a real character. Got caught at AMC with a 15 year old girl but he'll deny it all day. On top of that, he has been stealing intellectual property from my company for years but he denies that as well. See you in court bud! Lawyers are involved and you're dealing with me now!
Biglongfloppydickmeat 2 Oct, 2022 @ 6:43pm 
Hey I'm a really nice guy. I've been playing csgo for quite a while and I'm feeling like boosting some girl gamers (preferably ones that look kinda good, I'd appreciate if you could send a picture before beginning.) and this because often when I talk to girls otherwise they don't take my csgo-skill in to consideration. Many girls through the years did friendzone me and I'm really tired of all douchebags taking the girls who deserve better.
orm 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:18am 
WTF?! raped my cat
Biglongfloppydickmeat 9 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08pm 
YOU IDIOT! the tags the game has are what players tag the game as, so if a lot of people tag the game as coop the coop tag will show. next time scroll down and see what the devs tag the game as.
vawn 19 Jun, 2020 @ 2:42pm 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway
orm 17 Mar, 2020 @ 4:31pm 
I really don't like your person and your stream but I have to say, you're f*cking good. just your stream is super hyperactive and for 14yo....
Biglongfloppydickmeat 17 Jun, 2019 @ 10:11pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play KF2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
orm 4 Apr, 2019 @ 7:34pm 
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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
orm 29 May, 2018 @ 4:24pm 
v go eat some cheese
eggo waffles 28 May, 2018 @ 8:00pm 
♥♥♥♥ you
azmi 29 Apr, 2018 @ 10:00pm 
+Rep legit trader
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eggo waffles 23 Nov, 2017 @ 9:00pm 
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eggo waffles 21 Nov, 2017 @ 8:01pm 
+rep made me a burger on halloween
:-)
Sorgonism 11 Nov, 2017 @ 10:17pm 
Because the women are secretly pulling the strings on how self pleasure is viewed.
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Biglongfloppydickmeat 11 Nov, 2017 @ 12:18am 
Why is it when a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?
eggo waffles 29 Oct, 2017 @ 1:19pm 
He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my cat.
Sorgonism 28 Sep, 2017 @ 4:10pm 
"NEEEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDD!"
-Homie