Recent reviews by Master Shake

This game was the best thing Japan has made since Japanese wamen
This game is a better fighting game than SFV, SC6, or MK10
This game is a better movie than most modern films
I joined the Mafia because this game so cool
This game took me 30 hours to beat and I ignored some of the side quests and only got a 17%
EA games never have 10% of this game's content
SEGA don't hold out on the rest of the series, it's rad
Kiwami was the first game I preordered in like 5 or 6 years, I can't wait to play it

Whoever gave this game a bad review is clearly retarded, this game has changed my life. My wife left me, and our boyfriend, for some Jamaican ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but thats okay, this game adds new stories to the TBP canon, its alot like clash of clans, without the battles, but hey, it's still more fun than ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass fortnite.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great I've bought this game for 10 cents and my freinds have bought it for around there, I LOVE THIS GAME, it reminds me of the games I used to make on unity, its a fun time with your friends I can't wait for their new upcoming FPS

this game is like my first time taking it in the ass, short with a lot of fps drops

it sucks but its an achivement spam game, and I got it for 10 cents, so I'm not mad, but be warned.
Pros,
200fps at 2160p
Esc instead of pause, just ends the game
Ship model looks sorta cool, though I’m sure it’s just a unity asset
Cons,
The game is trash I don’t want to type the 100s of reasons,
But let me give you a summary, it would be easier to become a real astronaut, then to beat this game.


You know, I've got an automatic pencil and the led never breaks. The Dougler! Once at McDonalds I got a happy meal and there were *two* prizes inside. The Dougler! When I take a shower, I *always* wear flip flops. The Dougler!

this game made me have SEX

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i got this game for like 20 cents, got all the achevments in 10 minutes, just tape down the left arrow key, but its kinda fun regardless

This game is perfect, i like the part were you piss on Gary Coleman. (DON'T BUY POSTAL 3 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THOUGH)