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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There is a funny horror game included with my arm wrestling simulator.
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
28.0 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
I hate doing this.
This game is an unfinished hulking piece of garbage.
Please for the love of god just do play Vermintide 2.
Time to wait for a year for this game to actually be playable, like most FatShark games.
Posted 26 December, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
3,274.1 hrs on record (1,208.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I hate saying this, as this game has literally changed my life for the better
Do not play this game.
Play other VR games,
The devs are removing any and all support for people with disabilities or restrictions.
Posted 25 July, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
This game is a mixture of Gears of War and Destiny/Borderlands.
Unfortunately, for the GoW part;
You cannot call a game a cover shooter when you are forced out of cover every 5 seconds.
For the Destiny/Borderlands side;
Instead of inheriting the fun movement mechanics, or skills, they feel clunky or just unfun to use. Also enemies are bullet sponges to all hell. The fourth mission of the entire game takes 3 clips from an upgraded (Blue Tier, two above base) Assault Rifle to the head to kill a basic rusher enemy, which as stated before, forces you out of cover and invalidates the cover shooter portion of this game.
This game is for a certain demographic, specifically one who doesn't mind clunky movement or combat.
I find nothing wrong with enjoying that, but when the game's basic mechanics and gameplay make you say "Wow! I'd rather be playing [Insert Game Here] right now."
That becomes the core issue.
2/10, at least the guns felt chunky.
Posted 23 June, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
86.5 hrs on record (34.9 hrs at review time)
I would normally look past bugs, but there is a main story line bug that breaks your save file, that has been around since launch. A year plus, and over 300+ complaints and results on both reddit and steam forums about. That is unacceptable, and considering it is a main quest that makes the game non-finishable, especially after 30+ hours of gameplay, I cannot recommend this game, despite the devs "patching" major glitches.
Posted 4 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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15.7 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Finally decided to play as the humans with friends.
Got super lucky with spawns and car parts, all spawned next to or a building from the car itsself.
Sit with 4 people in car while mic spamming Life is a Highway while the killer is unable to do nothing to our vibe.
Laugh hysterically.

Decide to play another game as humans.
Dear god its a massacre.
Pants have been properly dyed without a vat.
Killer decides to Sing a terrible cover of Thriller at mic boost levels.
Laugh my ass off as a rat while the rest of my friends get murdered.
10/10 game, actually recommend.
Posted 6 December, 2020. Last edited 6 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,088.6 hrs on record (653.5 hrs at review time)
Okay, where to start.

To all the people looking at my hours? Yeah I know... I played this game on the website Client alot more before steam.

Onto a dead honest review.

I have been playing this game from before open beta (Almost a year and a half) and I have seen all of its ups and downs.

This will be honest.

Back in the day, you would start off with a choice of 3 warframes, either Excalibur (Mr. Coverboy) Volt (An electric Wizard) or Loki (The trickster who loves being invisible) Back at this time, the game was simple. You shoot stuff, you get xp and mods, and you get better right? Well, now, there are 20+ warframes (Or so I think) and their "Prime" versions (Superpowered versions) Certain things avalible in the game back then are not avalible now, such as the Snipetron (Sniper rifle) and Excalibur prime (Shiny Coverboy) These items are now no longer avalible. Ever. Great news huh? There are too many weapons to count, and I own almost every one, and have playtested every one. I own every Warframe (Class) except one. I could harp for days, but lets move to the present.

Classes
+Non-linear, you can play any Warframe with a sniper rifle.
+Each Warframe has its own unique abilities, with some Warframes more suited to tasks than others.
+Modability, meaning you can build your Warframe for anything you want, even if it is not reccomended.
+Customisation, meaning you can re-color your Warframe to your own wants, even if its Pink.
-Very few different skins
-Color packs are pay to play
-Different skins and helmets are pay to play
-There is an unobtainable Warframe (Excalibur Prime)

Weapons
+Tons of choices, legitly a thousand plus different combinations.
+There is a tentacle gun...
+Different classes of weapons (Shotguns, Pistols, Sniper rifles, Melee, FRIKIN BOWS)
+Customisable, yeah, pink guns mofo.
+Modability, modding your guns for different stuffs, yeah!
+Most model designs look amazing!
-Very few guns have alt-fire
-Some guns are unavaible to obtain, like, ever... (Snipetron, ect.)

Companions
+Puppies! Fuggin' Puppies!
+Compainions, such as little robots or mutants (Djinn) to follow you around and shoot stuff
-Very few varients (4 dog classes, and 7 companions)
-Most are useless in combat, unless putting work into it (Not including dogs)
-Dog companions take an amazing ammout of time and effort to obtain

Controls
+Fluent, non choppy controls
+Combo keys for different reactions in-game (Ie wallrun/sliding melee attack)
+No input lag even for lower-end computers (You press w and you walk forward god darn it!)
+Easy to get used to
-Control setup is slightly unorthodox.

Level design
+Each level is randomly generated from a selection and tileset of rooms.
+Each type of faction has its own level designs.
+No level is the same. (Unless you have played like, 10,000 levels like I have, and you got one damn one that was the same)
-The Tileset of rooms gets repetive
-Some areas bug out the map

Graphics
+Ambient atmosphere when needed.
+Physics can be hilarious (I have 10 hrs of playtime just pinning people to the wall...)
+Enemy design is intresting (Especially the zombies)
+Weapon design is amazing
-Low end computers will have to down the graphics... Alot...

Economy
This is where a checklist is redundant, as I may have to rant. I will start out by saying that "This game is completely free to play, and any item in the game is obtainable by putting work into it, including the pay to pay items" This will hold true throughout my rant, although I will probably complain alot. In essence, this game is run by crafting. You craft weapons, Warframes, companions, ect. There are three kinds of people who play Warframe. There are the legit, F2P players, who get everything legitly, and obtaining P2P items through trading. The second kind of people, (Myself included) are the people who have put money into it, but not extravagant ammounts. Usually $10 to around a top of $300. (This goes out to you, TF2 people.) And then finally, the Wallet-Warriors. Yes, you. You know who you are. You are those people who have put insane ammounts of money into this game in order to have everything you want then and now. (I have a friend who has put well over $1000.00 USD into this game...) Those are the different types of Warframe players. As stated before, this game can be completely F2P, but as in almost every F2P, spending money makes things faster, and gives you an unfair edge. For example, a F2P gets 30 spaces on a maxed out Weapon, while a P2P can purchase an item that gives them 60 spaces on the exact same weapon. This item can be obtained through trading, but can be time consuming. There is one thing that all players do, and that is grind. Hollllllyyyy ♥♥♥♥♥, 7/8 of your hours on this game will be just repeating the same damn mission over and over to get materials. Yeah... Grinding...

Other
+Space missions, yeah your in space.
+Your base is in a spaceship
+The staff of the game are very understanding and focus more on community wants first than their own wants
+FRICKIN SPACE NINJAS :D


Overall
Yes, this is an amazing game overall. The only fallout point is that after playing for a long time, it gets very, very boring. For me? I only play this anymore when I'm asked to by a friend, or if a new major update comes out. (Volt Prime plz? <3) This game is amazing, and I still enjoy it, but not as much as I used to, due to overplaying.

10/10

P.S. If any reader has questions, feel free to add me. I love a good discussion!
Posted 9 December, 2014.
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