- Loads last save
- Doing quest where i have to get great sigil stone
- Starts fight with great oblivion gate
- Martin dies (♥♥♥♥)
- Loads last save (before the speech... ♥♥♥♥)
- Fights again... Martin dies (FUUUUUU)
- Fight again
- Hit friendly NPC by accident
- Jauffre gets salty as ♥♥♥♥
- Tries to kill me
- I use cheats to make him friendly
- Does quest silky smooth

- Quest done
- Message: get sleep to lvl up!
- Tp to Imperial city
- At gate "stop criminal scum" (♥♥♥♥ -.-)
- 1000g bounty after accidently hitting friendly NPC's
- Don't have 1000g only 700g
- Have to spend the night in jail

- Jail sleeping doesn't count as real sleeping
- Have to find Inn
- Pays 10g for room
- Sleeps
- Wakes up
- LEVEL UP!
- Puts points in random warrior ♥♥♥♥
- Done
- "Surprise ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
- Guy standing with my bed (that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ watched me sleep)
- He says "wanna join the dark brotherhood? just kill this guy and you're inn"
- Me "sure, bye"
- Suddenly door opens
- Guy comes in
- "Message for you, it's from a F.R.I.E.N.D"
- Top left corner: (Quest accepted: thieves guild)
- Brootherhood guy vanishes in thin air
- Messager casually walks out (not closing the door)
- Me "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ JUST HAPPENED!?"

10/10 thanks Bethesda xD