🇵🇷You know, it can be like the butthooooo🍩… but let me espill💧 you a story🗣 real quick, when i was a 👦🏽shild👧🏼, mom 🤰🏽doesn’t want us to say 🙅🏽bad words🙅🏽 at home🏘. Sooo, one day i was three👶🏽 years old tried to tyaewrjs🗣 to go to de bathroom🚽, cause i need to, from my CULO🍑, to do caca💩. SHE SLAPPED👋🏼 ME WITH A CHANCLETA👡! She said like, “Mira mijo👩‍👦, let me tell you something, you not gonnasaybawor 👇🏾HERE👇🏻 in this house🏘!” So I was like scared😱, I was like “What to do🤔? I mean, what do you call this in your back🍑?” So scare👻 one day after that esituation, I said “Cucu🍑 mama🤰🏽 caca💩 peepee💦.” Okay! And since that I said cucu.🇵🇷

Welcome to Destroy 💥 ♥♥♥♥🍆 December❄! Tug out a rope of 🔥hot🔥💦 NUT💦👄 across ➡your keyboard ONCE ✔💯on December❄ 1st, ✔💯TWICE💯✔ on December❄ 2nd, and continue 🔥the NUT BUSTIN 👄🍆💦to the day's date📆. Only true alphas😤 can make👌 it to December❄ 31st👊🍆. We gotta 💦cleanse💦 our 🍆♥♥♥♥ pots 💞for the new year🎉!

LOL!!!1💯!!💉sick 😷🤒 🌋🅱️urn🌋 🅱️rofam 🤣😎 that was straight 🔥fire🔥 totally 🅱️rutality 😩😖 fools betta ☎call📣 the 🚑🚑🏥ER🏥 'cuz we got a 3rd degree 🚒scorrrch🚒 over here ⛪omfg🕍 he's never gonna 🤢live😱 this ⬇️down⬇ what utter 😎savagery😨 🅱️rotha just walked👣🚷 all over 💁‍♂️him🤷‍♂️ ☢☣ pushed yo' 😓face 😢 right in yo' ♥♥♥♥ 🅱️roham 👉💦👌💯 now 🥋hit🎯 the 🚕road🛣 playa🙃

Honey 🍯👄, don’t🚫❌ mess😎 with me.🧔🏽 I have ☝🏽🤲🏽the power💪🏽🅿️ of god🙏🏽 and anime 🚺on my☝🏽 side.

L👀k, I'm😺 no😾 furry😿, but🤞 I'd😺 ♥♥♥♥😽👉👌 the😫 ♥♥♥♥💩 out💨 of a busty🍑 female🤭🙀 looking😨 wolf🐺, idgaf😉🖕 and that goes🤔 for anything🤗 that remotely🧐 resembles💁‍♂️ a woman🚺. Your couch🛋️ has curves🍑? Better😠 hide👥 it🤡 cause I'll😻 NUT🍌🥜💨💦💦on that ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Now before any of you report me for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.