❎ Welcome to my Profile
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❎Personal Information about me !

❌Name: Till
❌Gender: Male
❌Country: Germany
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❎PC-Specs:

❌CPU: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-12700KF 3.60 GHz
❌GPU: GEFORCE RTX 3070 Ti TUF Gaming
❌RAM: 16 GB Fury BEAST DDR5
❌OS: Windows 11 Pro
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❎Gear:

❌Keyboard: ROCCAT VULCAN 120 AIMO
❌Mouse: LOGITECH PRO WIRELESS
❌Headset: Logitech G 432
❌Display 1: OMEN by HP 25 Display (144Hrz,24,5)
❌Display 2: -
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some funny things:

If you're waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why do noses run, but feet smell?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
If I kill myself, am I the killer or the victim?
If the Minecraft world is infinite, how does the sun set?
If you attach a computer mouse to the end of a fishing pole, does that make it clickbait?
Why is swearing immature but it is considered adult language?
Why does my computer freeze when it overheats?
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches ask for it?
If I asked for coal for Christmas, but was naughty all year, would I get coal?
What if Stephen Hawking is the real slim shady, but he can't stand up
If you are what you eat, are cannibals the only real humans?
How can it be the present, when the present was a few seconds ago?
If two vegans got in an argument, is it still called a beef?
if the person who owns the day care puts the kids in nap time, are they a kidnapper?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a tsunami evaporated, would it be considered a vapor wave?
If you spill cleaning supplies does it really make a mess?
Who closes the bus doors when the bus driver gets off?
If a fly had no wings, would it be a walk?
If you watch an Apple store get robbed-are you an iWitness?
if you work security at a samsung store, does that make you a guardian of the galaxy?
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
If my son becomes a priest, should I call him "my father?
Can a Homeless Kid get homework?
I tried to pour some sauce on my steak and didn’t even get any on it...did I just make a misteak?
What if IDK stand for I do know?
If a short person smokes weed, then can they actually be called high
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
If God spelt backwards spells dog, does that mean the lord is my Sheppard?
If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why is it called a drawing if it is already drawn?
what if you can walk through mirrors but your reflection is stopping you?
If i kill a killer then the number of killers in the world remains the same
If someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?
if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
How does Adblock advertise themselves
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why do you drink a drink but you don't food a food?
can you die in a living room?
If time is money, is an ATM a time machine?
If two vegans are arguing, is it still beef?
If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
does mike wasowski wink or blink?
Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but your lips touch when you say "separate"