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hors 11 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm 
soyteks
[LUE] Look, I'm Heterosexual 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:28pm 
deep nerd galactic owned
na1s 29 May, 2021 @ 10:21pm 
based user
Deputy 8 Feb, 2021 @ 5:46pm 
No, youโ€™re NOT a real gamer.

Iโ€™m so sick of all these people that tho k theyโ€™re gamers. No, youโ€™re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying โ€œI put well over 100 hours in this game, itโ€™s great!โ€ thatโ€™s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokรฉmon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
RuFiลŒ 14 Sep, 2019 @ 10:45am 
+rep just a solid brochowski
Deputy 26 Jan, 2019 @ 2:15am 
I was in work and briefly looked at my phone. I wasn't devoting my ultimate attention to Facebook like you. You sound pathetic. I won't engage you anymore. I will be the bigger man. Your way of approaching this is very much like a liberal would do. It's quite obvious your testosterone levels must be low seeing as you have posted me this pathetic unprovoked flailing attack. I suggest you go to the gym tonight and see how many squats you can bust out. Just a thought. Maybe get that testosterone up. Then you could avoid looking like a pathetic loser getting angry on Facebook because you don't agree with someone. Have a nice evening.
Deputy 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:44pm 
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
Not a cop 27 Oct, 2018 @ 5:14pm 
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„
โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ
โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
Painsen 19 Oct, 2018 @ 2:48pm 
+rep nice & fair trade
Herpes Hank 10 Jan, 2018 @ 9:20pm 
+rep he beat me on my own map :serioussam:
Big Kahuna Burger 24 Apr, 2017 @ 6:36pm 
+rep huge โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
Yeoubi 12 Apr, 2017 @ 3:53pm 
+rep Really nice and fast trader
Not a cop 13 Jan, 2017 @ 2:55pm 
+rep fast and clean
Not a cop 13 Jan, 2017 @ 2:53pm 
Hi! Few things to start off with =]. Yes I would like to add you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
Not a cop 13 Jan, 2017 @ 2:49pm 
โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ•ฎ
โ”ƒใ€€ใ€€โ— โ•โ•ใ€€ โ–ˆ โ”ƒ
โ”ƒโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”ƒ
โ”ƒโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”ƒ
โ”ƒโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”ƒ
โ”ƒโ–ˆ ur adopted. โ–ˆโ”ƒ
โ”ƒโ–ˆ -Mom&Dad โ–ˆโ”ƒ
โ”ƒโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”ƒ
โ”ƒโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”ƒ
โ”ƒโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”ƒ
โ”ƒใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ—‹ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โ”ƒ
โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ•ฏ pls leave a meme or -rep in my comments will do the same
RuFiลŒ 28 Aug, 2016 @ 8:31am 
Hey โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ, you're awesome.
Not a cop 31 Jul, 2016 @ 1:45pm 
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1469331905313.webm
Big Kahuna Burger 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:28am 
Hi! Do you think you would be interested in a Sugar Baby relationship with me? It can help out with bills, rent, gifts, things like that. I'm a solid gentleman, settled and caring. I'm super liberal so hopefully that would work. Thoughts please? hope you will write me..I promise I'm worth your time....Marc
Big Kahuna Burger 18 Jun, 2016 @ 12:37am 
Would you be interested in getting to know a married man and maybe have some fun if we connect? Had to ask. You are gorgeous
Big Kahuna Burger 9 Jun, 2016 @ 4:34am 
Are you looking for someone who can actually have intelligent conversations? Are you tired of the same old thing? Is tall and athletic your type? If so, get your very own Remington today! (not an actual infomercial haha)
Big Kahuna Burger 8 Jun, 2016 @ 9:50am 
If you're looking for a guy with a big package kindly move on. If not then hello:)
Big Kahuna Burger 7 Jun, 2016 @ 5:58pm 
Every woman is beautiful, it's your mind that makes you attractive. Tell me about your dreams, your ambitions, where you see yourself in this world
Not a cop 6 Jun, 2016 @ 12:04pm 
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ– อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ 'โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–€
โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€ U HAVE BEEN BANGED BY THE
โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–„โ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–„
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–โ–„SPOOKY BOOTY BANGER
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ŒSEND THIS TO 6 PPL OR GET DIAGNOSED AS HIV
Big Kahuna Burger 6 Jun, 2016 @ 12:00pm 
Hey, I sensed your FOMO from all the way over here. Yeah, thatโ€™s right :P
So I thought Iโ€™d reach out and get to know you a bit better โ€ฆ so tell me: are you a beach or mountain weekend type of girl? dancing or into watching movies? white, dark, or milk chocolate? (warning: the last oneโ€™s a potential deal breaker)
Big Kahuna Burger 2 Jun, 2016 @ 8:56pm 
You sir are a meme king
Not a cop 14 Apr, 2016 @ 12:02pm 
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–โ–ˆ
โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆ
โ–โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œ
โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–โ–ˆ
โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆ
โ–Œโ–“โ–„โ–Œโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œ
โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œ
โ–ˆโ–โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆ
Big Kahuna Burger 24 Feb, 2016 @ 2:47pm 
I am in NO WAY trying to brag but I want to be up front when I say I have an unusually large penis! I know I shouldn't bring this up so soon but the ONLY reason I do is because I've dated women where everything has been going great and then when the eventually saw it, they decided it was too much and ended things. Basically I'm trying to save us both time and embarrassment.
I am looking for a relationship, and I'm not the player type! Hopefully you are interested and that didn't weird you out, you are so beyond attractive! I'd love to take you out some time. I'm Nick by the way.
GRUNTSTON 24 Feb, 2016 @ 6:51am 
+rep pushes through the tears to deliver a fairly satisfying blowjob
Big Kahuna Burger 15 Feb, 2016 @ 9:30am 
Hey I'm ricky and you're beautiful and sexy. I'm a future nurse and current personal trainer. So if you're a fan of big muscles, brains, and tattoos we should talk. Also, I used to do adult films in my early years of college so I hope you don't judge me.
RuFiลŒ 29 Jan, 2016 @ 5:47pm 
<3
Big Kahuna Burger 10 Jan, 2016 @ 7:28pm 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWpgOB4Kfv4
Drewie Pie 23 Dec, 2015 @ 9:16pm 
Whatโ€™s good ๐Ÿ˜œ u candy cane โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ guzzler ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŽ„DICKCEMBER๐ŸŽ„ is here and u know what that means โ„ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived ๐ŸŽ… put on your rudolph pasties ๐Ÿ”ด pop ur peppermint โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿฌ and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE ๐Ÿ†โ˜•if u want to get RAWED ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ under the mistletoe ๐ŸŒฟ this christmAss ๐ŸŽ send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จ if u get 0 back ๐Ÿ˜” ur an UGLY GRINCH๐Ÿ‘€ if u get 5 back ๐Ÿ˜Œ ur a SEXY SNOWMAN โ›„โ›„if u get 10 back ๐Ÿ˜˜ ur a BAD JINGLE BELL โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™Œ SHARE in 69 ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’ฆ seconds or you wonโ€™t be gettin โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ in 2โ•0โ•1โ•6
Big Kahuna Burger 22 Dec, 2015 @ 10:26am 
Six. Thousand. Dollars.
Big Kahuna Burger 20 Dec, 2015 @ 9:20am 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00mh9Khig9o
Chirping303 19 Dec, 2015 @ 5:11pm 
you're a pretty cool guy.
E k D 26 Oct, 2015 @ 9:02pm 
meat:_meat_:delivered
Count Bustula of Bishkek Sity 8 Aug, 2015 @ 12:50pm 
heard this dude has a serious cuckoldry fetish
Synteks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ 1 Jun, 2015 @ 6:38pm 
ayy double you pee
Apex11 31 May, 2015 @ 9:22pm 
This MF can headshot a max speed surfing player with the A.W.P. 0/8 would not recommend.
Synteks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ 6 May, 2015 @ 5:26pm 
Its true. You heard correct.
Chirping303 6 May, 2015 @ 4:22pm 
Word on the street is it's like battlefield, is it true?
Apex11 5 May, 2015 @ 8:01pm 
But its like battlefield
Apex11 5 May, 2015 @ 5:42pm 
Wow, this guy is faggato supreme
Deus Vult 5 May, 2015 @ 5:39pm 
( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
Big Kahuna Burger 3 May, 2015 @ 1:39pm 
Fallin behind on your sick chieves, broski
Chirping303 1 May, 2015 @ 1:12pm 
I'll kick your brick ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
Chirping303 26 Apr, 2015 @ 12:36pm 
You have been reported for spam, you have 3 days to delete your account and reformat your hard drive
Chirping303 25 Apr, 2015 @ 11:21pm 
dude check out this face you can make on your keyboard ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
advil junkie 9 Apr, 2015 @ 3:04am 
Thanks for gg!
Cheers to future rockets up their asses!
:coop:
Synteks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ 22 Mar, 2015 @ 6:02pm 
nice meme