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Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 22 Jun, 2018 @ 5:55am 
Hey ATUN I'm trying to learn how to play meepo. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I Max poof like how you will poof out of the pro scene, max geostrike like how valve will strike your account or Max earthbind like how you use binds to do anything skillfull.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:53pm 
❓ ENDS SENTENCES ✓ ❓ IMPLIES CURIOSITY ✓ ❓ HAS BEAUTIFUL CURVES ✓ ❓ MUST BE QUESTION MARK ✓ ❓
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 4 Nov, 2016 @ 5:18am 
I would sacrifice my firstborn if I knew it would help Kuroky. I don't have children, I don't want them, they're ♥♥♥♥ and rarely give you anything in return except betray you and play LoL. But if I accidentally got some bird up the duff I know I'd take that waste of space down the river and feed it to Roshan .Because if Kuroky was on my team he'd do the same for me. He'd do anything to make sure we got the win, he'd be left every time, boot every Bulba, play every Drow or Luna all so that he could get us in a position to compete harder.I believe in Kuroky. I believe in what he is trying to do this year. I believe in what he represents. This isn't a game of DotA 2, this is a war. This is a man tasked with breaking the shadow of darkness. If you aren't with Kuroky then you're evil. For those of us who see the light, we know Kuroky is coming. We know he will prevail. We see that he, and only he, can guide us to the promised LAN.Arteezy was left, Kuroky is right.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 30 Oct, 2016 @ 5:04pm 
Kuroky, Miracle, Dendi, Puppey, Loda, Mushi, BurNing and fy all watching Boston Major together from home PogChamp
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 12 Oct, 2016 @ 4:21am 
If harambe 🦍 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 🌊 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my ♥♥♥♥ out
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 10 Oct, 2016 @ 5:24am 
Hey Bulldog, When you shook hands with Puppey after ti3, did you have any idea you were grasping the palm of a monster? Did his fate flow through you? Did you too, want to shatter monitors and dreams?
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 10 Oct, 2016 @ 2:15am 
The scariest moment in my time with secret was during our practices, when Puppey would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing. I believed him.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 10 Oct, 2016 @ 2:14am 
PuppeyFace use the code "Secret" PuppeyFace to get 10% off on tournament winnings PuppeyFace
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 6 Sep, 2016 @ 9:15pm 
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Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 27 Jun, 2016 @ 3:00am 
FeelsBadMan WHEN I DIE FeelsBadMan I WANT ALLIANCE TO LOWER ME INTO MY GRAVE FeelsBadMan SO THEY CAN FeelsBadMan LET ME DOWN FeelsBadMan ONE LAST TIME FeelsBadMan .
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 26 Jun, 2016 @ 2:53pm 
Beesa, playing the carry.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 26 Jun, 2016 @ 2:52pm 
Tobi cosplayed as pudge at a small time tournament and found himself hitting it off quite well with another cosplayer (windranger I think it was, can't remember) at the small gathering that was the afterparty at some house near the venue.

She and him vanished for some time during the night and when they found them in one of the upstairs bedrooms, the girl was bound to the bed with some of the chains that he had used for his costume and was smeared with an excessive amount of fluid that thankfully just turned out to be imitation plasma.

Tobi thought she was into the roleplay, but when two other casters pulled him back off the end of the bed, his mania subsided and he quickly realized the genuine fear lingering on her face.
After that night Tobi invaded Poland and killed 6 million jews. True story.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 26 Jun, 2016 @ 2:16pm 
Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 26 Jun, 2016 @ 1:20pm 
MagnumOpus101: I was having sex with this girl last night and she was so hot i came in like 15 seconds. I was pretty embarrassed, but she leaned over to me and whispered "Don't worry, you still lasted longer than Synderen does in teamfights".
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 10 Jan, 2016 @ 8:29pm 
n0tail u r ♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfect m8. you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfect, n0tail. ty for listening
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 10 Jan, 2016 @ 8:27pm 
My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 1 Jan, 2016 @ 12:01pm 
I build Octarine Core on Weaver after Linken's Sphere because it lowers CD on both Sushi, Blue Ball, and Back to the Future.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 1 Jan, 2016 @ 8:33am 
Hi, I'm AdmiralBulldong, playing my 1st game on Arc Warden. Even though I never played that hero i still suck at it. As a comepsation for my lack of skill I'm going to buy Divine Rapier and then feed it to the enemy. Thanks for watching!
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 31 Dec, 2015 @ 2:39am 
Hey, @Zai, its me, your long lost father. I see I made a mistake leaving to buy a pack of smokes, because instead of turning into a young man, you've become a sexy grill.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 30 Dec, 2015 @ 7:08am 
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Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 30 Dec, 2015 @ 7:07am 
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Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 23 Jun, 2015 @ 12:07am 
Hey Korok I'm trying to learn to play clockwerk. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max Battery assault, like you committed battery and assaulted your girlfriend, Hook shot so I can punch my girlfriend's lights out, or rocket flare like the police fired in their pursuit and arrest of you?
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 10 Jun, 2015 @ 1:08pm 
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Omonox 2 Jun, 2015 @ 10:55pm 
You like Creig Ferguson dont you?
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 31 May, 2015 @ 3:02am 
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Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 31 May, 2015 @ 3:01am 
HEY BRUNO, I'M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY SPIRIT BREAKER. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX CHARGE LIKE YOU CHARGED AWAY FROM US, EMPOWERING HASTE SO I CAN RUN FAST LIKE YOU DID FROM US, OR GREATER BASH LIKE YOU BASHED OUR HOPES OF HEARING YOU CAST A GAME OF DOTA 2 AGAIN. OR SHOULD I MAX STATS, LIKE THE STATSMAN YOU ONCE WERE.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 30 May, 2015 @ 9:11am 
In 2013 Athens received an encrypted call from the Greek Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Greek President Karolos Papoulias immediately deployed a team of skilled professionals to Great Britain the next day. Their objective was to infiltrate the British Esports and gain British fans, forcing the UK to stay in the European Union. On that day, the London Conspiracy is formed.
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 27 May, 2015 @ 11:05pm 
H ELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "hearth stone" AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YO U
Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 26 May, 2015 @ 5:49am 
YOU FUCKING NERD ..: U WILL NEVER MAKE SEX IN UR LIFE ..: WHILE IN BRAZIL I HAVE SEX 30 TIMES EACH DAY AT CARNAVAL
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Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 26 May, 2015 @ 12:18am 
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Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 23 May, 2015 @ 10:06pm 
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Carl Sagan: Stardust Crusader 7 Feb, 2015 @ 4:34am 
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Mike 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:49pm 
>Swineacles was 8
>He loved shrek so much
>He had many of shrek`s merchandise
>One day he broke his stealth while trying to snipe someone
>He prayed to shrek that the guy didnt see him
>But he did
>He shot Swineacles in the ass
>Swineacles lived but went to his tent
>At 12:00 AM shrek entered the tent
>Swineacles`s eyes lit up as shrek sat him in a position
>Shrek then proceded to penetrate
>Swineacles let shrek fill his anus with love
>Shrek flew out of the tent
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Little Miss Shumai 1 Jan, 2014 @ 2:28pm 
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He's okay.
Schiffer 26 Jun, 2013 @ 11:14pm 
+ rep, good polite trader
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+REP nice and polite trader
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+ Rep good, fair trader
Knash 31 Mar, 2012 @ 10:09am 
Hello Rev!