On the first day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
A bubba face camping me.

On the second day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the third day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the fourth day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the fifth day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Five penti stacks,
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the sixth day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Six chainsaw revs,
Five penti stacks,
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the seventh day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Seven bowls of chilli,
Six chainsaw revs,
Five penti stacks,
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the eighth day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Eight primer bulbs,
Seven bowls of chilli,
Six chainsaw revs,
Five penti stacks,
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the ninth day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Nine scratched beast marks,
Eight primer bubls,
Seven bowls of chilli,
Six chainsaw revs,
Five penti stacks,
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the tenth day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Ten bumps into lockers,
Nine scratched beast marks,
Eight primer bulbs,
Seven bowls of chilli,
Six chainsaw revs,
Five penti stacks,
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the eleventh day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Eleven iridescent flesh,
Ten bumps into lockers,
Nine scratched beast marks,
Eight primer bulbs,
Seven bowls of chilli,
Six chainsaw revs,
Five penti stacks,
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.

On the twelfth day of Flickmas,
my bubba gave to me
Twelve bamboozled windows,
Eleven iridescent flesh,
Ten bumps into lockers,
Nine scratched beast marks,
Eight primer bulbs,
Seven bowls of chilli,
Six chainsaw revs,
Five penti stacks,
Four head nodders,
Three humps on the ground,
Two bonks on the head,
And a bubba face camping me.