Jingle my bells 🔔 you ho ho hoes. It’s Christmas 🎄 Eve and you know what that means, time ⏰ for the jolly fat man 🎅 to stick his Yule LOG 🪵 in your stocking 🧦. Santa made his list 📋 and he checked it twice. He’s going to find out if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😡 or nice 😊 . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf 🧝 or were you a good boy 😛 for daddy Clause? Tonight’s the night that Santa 🎅and his 8️⃣ horny reindeer 🦌land the sleigh 🛷 on you roof 🏠 and ♥♥♥ 💦down your chimney

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I am addicted to crayon dust.
For the past few months, every other day I have snorted 500g of crayon dust in one sitting. It feels so good when it burns my nostrils. When I am at work, I often fantasize of snorting lines of crayon dust off the Xenomorph Queen's crack. It's gotten to the point where it distracts me from my daily responsibilities, as I often find myself getting hard over the thought and I have to go strangle my pickle before my boss notices. I feel guilty afterward and realize it’s not a healthy habit. I want to stop but struggle to break the cycle. I’m hoping to identify what triggers this behavior and find healthier outlets for my time, like engaging in hobbies or physical activities. I need strategies to manage these urges and regain control over my crayon dust consumption, ultimately leading to a more balanced and fulfilling life I can’t stop this addiction please help

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