H-hey there, little g-g-gamer buddy! 😅🎮

S-so, I heard that you're f-f-feeling kind of, um, s-sad because you, um, lost the game, but, like, don't worry, it's completely o-o-okay to f-f-feel that way sometimes! 😢😢

Even the m-mightiest heroes, uh, s-stumble on their adventures sometimes! 🦸‍♂️💥

B-but here's the super, uh, secret sauce, my tiny champ! You've got this, uh, awesome "Comeback Power-Up" just waiting for you! 🚀🌟💪

It's not all about w-winning, it's the f-f-fun and l-l-learning that make you a real gaming superstar! 🎉🤗📚

S-so, keep your chin up, my l-little adventurer! 🍼😄 Your next gaming journey is, like, just around the c-c-corner, and you're gonna, like, totally own it! 🌠🌈🎮

Sending you b-big bear hugs and high-fives! 🤗🚼🙌
🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️💖🚀🎈

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sorry for poor english I am russia

was playing online grand theft automobile when hit fellow video gamer car with my car. i exit auto mobile and attempt trading of insurance information when I am hit by pistol bullet. fellow gamer goes into my vehicular and driver car. I am to look inside of his vehicular transportation when i cannot find vehicle registration under his name. call local police officer but he is not help, he is say racism things at me (i am a white in real but I enjoy roleplay as africa). so if anyone sees car license 7EDT417 please use telephone and call me

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me.

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

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