Happy New Year!

-rep too handsome for my life

h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 weedie-chans drug ♥♥♥♥♥ is so good! (ﾉ´ з )ノ everything is daijobu ! n-nani??(O_O;) eehh munchie-sama is over now... (´• ω •)ﾉ devours pocky and left over cummies uwaaa~ daisuki cannabis ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ =w=

My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:

All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely

So in total I love you ...My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely

Dude here's what I need from you, I need for you to make me as beautiful as I am to you and I will do the same for you so you can take you from this world. Then we will live a life full of happiness. will ask you to have sex with me in the next 10 days, If we don't have sex, or if I fail to tell you I love you or want you, i will just be wondering about our life together with my soul longing for yours and without you my life would be nothing but a funeral. Will do anything to be with you.

You ever play Portal and look at yourself through 2 portals? That's what a woman is. Sometimes they want to become your "partner" (like duo queuing in Fortnite). Often they want to live with you, kind of like ♥♥♥♥♥ wife.
Sometimes they will want to have sex too. That's like a quick time where you have to keep button spamming till you cross the win threshold and then you get a cutscene like in the GTA strip clubs.
The downside is the ♥♥♥♥ ton of money you'll spend on cosmetics and loot boxes for her, like microtransactions.
Also, sometimes they'll start queing with another guy or will uninstall the game.

i hate asian people but this ones okay