If you have something to say, Say it! If you don't, it'll be too late before you know it.

Painting the walls with their blood... The Colours... They please me,

Threat Level: 2000%

7:00 PM - Grand Highblood: I woke up
7:00 PM - Grand Highblood: gurgled
7:00 PM - Grand Highblood: and thought
7:00 PM - Grand Highblood: That was from metroid primew
7:00 PM - Grand Highblood: BETTER TEXT JOHNNY
7:00 PM - Grand Highblood: HE'LL UNDERSTAND
7:01 PM - evil_pie_monkey: well thank god you did!

[UoPG] Night S.: Aww, and you even prepared your anus :(
[UoPG] Night S.: What a waste
[UoPG] Night S.: ...Unless ;)
Lolitath: Truly.
Lolitath: NO. XD

3:13 PM - Grand Highblood: Well My mom needed a c section
3:13 PM - Grand Highblood: And they cut me on the way out
3:13 PM - evil_pie_monkey: just picturin a doctor with one of those starting guns standin in the delivery room
3:13 PM - Grand Highblood: So when she got to hold me i had a bandaid on my cheek
3:14 PM - evil_pie_monkey: geez, you think they'd be a litle more precise
3:14 PM - Grand Highblood: So that might have been the start of all this
3:14 PM - evil_pie_monkey: I GOT THIS! *SPLORT*


1:01 PM - evil_pie_monkey: the only thing i can teach people is how to eat a sandwich and jerk off at the same time
1:01 PM - evil_pie_monkey: that was a joke, actually
1:01 PM - Night Surgeon: O_O
1:01 PM - evil_pie_monkey: i have yet to master it

1:21 AM - Mikke sexs you up
1:21 AM - Grand Highblood: :o

6:15 PM - evil_pie_monkey: also gramma has the tv on the religious channel
6:15 PM - evil_pie_monkey: and this woman is being yelled at by angels for smoking


5:57 PM - evil_pie_monkey: this ♥♥♥♥ ain't shakespeare, you know
5:57 PM - Grand Highblood: http://9gag.com/gag/4248738
5:57 PM - Grand Highblood: your argument
5:57 PM - evil_pie_monkey: d'awwww
5:57 PM - Grand Highblood: is invalid
5:58 PM - evil_pie_monkey: damn! i hate when that happens


12:34 AM - Natalie Von Karma (N☆G): I'M A CLASSY ♥♥♥♥♥.
12:34 AM - Natalie Von Karma (N☆G): *Burps*
12:34 AM - Natalie Von Karma (N☆G): *Scratches crotch*
12:34 AM - Natalie Von Karma (N☆G): *Spreads legs wide apart while sitting* Ahhhh...


3:54 PM - evil_pie_monkey: I bend across HORSEAPONI. You ♥♥♥♥ me hard. HORSEY style.
3:54 PM - evil_pie_monkey: just thought i'd share that with you
3:54 PM - Grand Highblood: I'll pass

7:11 PM - Reilly: They call me the nipple whisperer.

2:03 AM - Alex: Okay, well if I ever become a cyborg ill just practice abstinents?
2:03 AM - Alex: Dx
2:04 AM - [FeC]GrandHighblood: NONSENSE
2:04 AM - [FeC]GrandHighblood: Deathgrip yourself some genitals!
2:04 AM - Alex: o_o

7:00 PM - [FeC] Evil Pie Monkey: the TIMING of this guy, i'ts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PERFECT
7:00 PM - [FeC] Evil Pie Monkey: i want to live in his beard

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