Recent reviews by Beyblade

the matchmaking isn't working. thankfully, i bought it to spin around the asian girl on the main menu.

pootis, private ryan, hardhat jones, pirate, boston, william "billy" cheese, hamburglar, "evil" dr crentist, the gasman; they're all back for one more update featuring:

- official saxton hale
- the mario kart map
- my little pony

this game is back on the menu

ohhhhh my d​ick...

I played the first Pizza Tower demo back when it first came out, and out of curiosity I dug it up again to play it. I was shocked to find out how different it was. It was still incredibly fun, and Pizza Tower has improved everything. This game is a gem with great music to boot, it's unparalleled in creativity and is a long awaited indie masterpiece. While the main inspiration is clearly Warioland, it plays reminiscent of Sonic the Hedgehog; however it perfectly rides the edge of scouring for secrets and score while maintaining gameplay momentum that the original Sonic games never could.

Hi-Fi Rush is a dream come to life, as I've always wanted to be a rockstar, but can't play guitar.

This soulful game feels like it was meant to come out in for the 7th generation of consoles, but got warped into the future where all games are formulaic and boring, just to remind us how fun new and refreshing ideas can be. We fell victim to the monotony of safe formulas, and Hi-Fi Rush shakes the earth beneath it as one of the most unique games to come out since 2010. The main character is relatable, and cringe inducing in the best way; in other words, he's just like me.

Conspiracy: Bethesda wanted to announce and release this game with minimal promotional material to force it to flop to justify continuing to make bad games. However Tango built it and gamers came. You cannot stop people from finding good games. Just make them good.

This game wrestled away the title of Greatest Game of All Time from Deus Ex.
With great graphics and optimizations, this truly next generation game will keep you playing for hours – in a good way.

This game can be extremely fun, but falls flat with collision and an odd weapons system that just feels out of place. However, if you want John Woo's Hotline Miami, this game is a fantastic experience, albeit quite rough around the edges. Their next game sets out to be another John Woo inspired computer game, and I think you should look forward to it if you like John Woo's work. With this one though, wait for a sale.

SCP: Containment Breach (2012), a cult-classic that was written with BASIC in an engine called BlitzBASIC using the Blitz3D Library circa 2006. It is extremely broken, and runs atrociously. Somehow they MODDED IN MULTIPLAYER. WITH BASIC. AND IT WORKS REALLY WELL.

some days you wish you just stayed in bed.

the only person who i know plays this game says insane ♥♥♥♥ like "i dont like games with an avatar" and he likes soviet-style brutalist architecture. this game is lots of fun with a high skill ceiling though.

this makes me motionsick