Recent reviews by Strong Hoov ✅

Start by taking the classic power-scaling progression toughness of any old Pokèmon games from the early 2000.
Mix that in with alot of modern pixel art style.
Mix in a bit of good fluent pixel art animations.
Add a pinch of lewd and sexual humor.
Add ALOT of big titties and other various hentai ingredients.
Put all of it into a precumed oven pan.
Bake it all in a oven set to 200° degrees over a period that lasts longer then your erection.
Complete it with all with a decent, yet very simple story telling spices.

Aaaand... Than you get this game!

Any Gun nut's wet dream game

Review.
-The Possitives-
++Very dirt cheap pricetag, for an poker simulator.
+Fun characters and reactions / interactions.
++Exllent too practice the cards and the bluffs.
+++0% EA
+++0% Microtransactions
+++0% Lootcrates

-The Negatives-
-slow round skipping. (nothing major.)
"Thats it! There is nothing else negative about this game other than that."

Rate: 8/10
And a 'Seal of approval!'

SUPER FUN !

Chaotic Neutral.

Addictive as ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

My inner Armored core 2 fan is apeaced.

Can't say much but other than, this game freaking rules

extreamly fun and tztical.

This simulation feels like someone took one quick look at Unity and said *I'm gonna make porn game out if this!*
It is a bugy mess of a simulation, with WAAAY too much options and settings with the WORST possible UI interface,
i've ever seen!
And i've seen plenty bad onces out there. But this one takes the cake...

Some aspects are a non brainer to figure out, but when it comes to the rest of the options there's no decent explonation.
And heck the models are all SUPPERB quality no joke.
But with all body physics and options this whole experience is a turn-off.
Cause of how easly the models can glitch out of control when useing the ANY morph sliders on the models.
Not to mention the massive amount of atrocious display of small texts and Ui windows you must suffer through when trying to do anything in this "Sim"

Oh yeah! And also when people said 'You can do anything' Reguarding this sim...
That also meant *Pedophilia* and *all other sick acts* too.
Just a fair heads up for anyone uncultured out there buying this simulation.

I refunded my copy, since it was not the 'Best' I've heard it to be.
And it was on sale on steam for much cheaper. Other then the NONE steam verion whitch is way over 60€