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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:19am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:34am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:48am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:16pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:22am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:22am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:24am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:01pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:01pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:15am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:37am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:08am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:40am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:24am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:16am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:08am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:27pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:34pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:58pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:01am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:52pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:38am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:32am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:33pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:50pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:09pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:46am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:26pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:29pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:45pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:05pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:21pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:50pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:01am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:38pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:01am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:04am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:52pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:43am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:44am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:33am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:33am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:57pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:20am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:25am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:21pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:43pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:48am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:02am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:39am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:04am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:29pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:20am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:59am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:30am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:38am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:33am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:44am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:45am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:16am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:50am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:47am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:16pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:37am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:45am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:40pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:51pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:40pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:58am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:58am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:37pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:56am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:55am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:50am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:04am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:11pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:40pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:36am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:04am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:07am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:46am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:39am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:27pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:39am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:46am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:54am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:59am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:19am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:42am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:35pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:56pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 1:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:08am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:04am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:37am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:16am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:43pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:41am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:42am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:53am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:11am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:43am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:42am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:59pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:10pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:46pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:31pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:37pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:42pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:42pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:45pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:48pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:46am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:53am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:57am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:35pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:25am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:01am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:45am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:56am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:01am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:40am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:43am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:43am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:09pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:38pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:45pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:46pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:44am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:55am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:12pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:46pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:45pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:02pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:46am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:30pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:32pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:54pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:20pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:24pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:08pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:37pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:20am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:27pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:25pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:25pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:16pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:10pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:38pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:45pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:45pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:52pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:49am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:43pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:45am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:38pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:46pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:45pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:02pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:10pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:42pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:57am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:38pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:07pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:53am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:51pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:41am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:37am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:39am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:13am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:37pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:00am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:44pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:34pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:42pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:50pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:16pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:35pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:47pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:40pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:16pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:47pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:40pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:12am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:26pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:45pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:43pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:56pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:44pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:56pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:03pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:01pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:10am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:58pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:56pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:05pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:03pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:01pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:39pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:33pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:39am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:13am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:46pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:46pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:46pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:16pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:46pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:20am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:46pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:55am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:45pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:51pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:10am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:51pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:59am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:19pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:49am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:56am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:40pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:02pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:02pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:24pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:46pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:02pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:35pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:14am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:12pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:40pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:46am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 1:21am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:12am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:54pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:39pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:35pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:26am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:34am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:57am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:06am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:26pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:09pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:30am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:15am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:51pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:52pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:49am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:40am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:23pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:23pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:14am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:03am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:40pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:10am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:57am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:20am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:54pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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