"[Urist] has an affinity with despotism, due to [their] predilection for Platonic-fascist top-down solutions that always screw up viciously." - Nick Land, Meltdown

I love screwing up viciously. Molecular meltdown on the molar level with all its brutal pieces and infernal resonances. I trained a legion of sculptors for decades, honing their skills, just to force them to manufacture 300 identical sculptures of five amphibian men flogging an economics textbook. I tried to build an underground network of bee hives only to have the bees revolt in what seemed to be a semi-organized guerrilla warfare front against their dwarven captors. I have fended off waves of child-snatchers and buried the serious complaints and genuine needs of my constituents under levels of bureaucracy that even Kafka couldn't imagine. 10/10