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It's England is my city!, with the Disney Channel flow
Five England is my city! months, never done before
Passed England is my city! man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm England is my city!, got a brand new Rolex
And I'm England is my city! and I'm coming with the crew
This is England is my city!, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you England is my city! if they ain't with the crew
England is my city!, you beggin' for attention
Talking England is my city! but you still hit my phone last night
England is my city! 2 and I got the text to prove
And England is my city!, don't make me tell them the truth
And I England is my city! and it's selling like a god, church
England is my city! from, we chew 'em like it's gum
England is my city! gun, the tattoo just for fun
England is my city! run, catch me at game one
England is my city! done, Jake Paul is number one

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642 hours

Hey I`ve seen your art, how long do you think it`ll take for you to become an Rule34 artist for money?

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you seem like an alright person

642 hours

Hey I`ve seen your art, how long do you think it`ll take for you to become an Rule34 artist for money?

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

I got a message for all you liberals out there: You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember.

I'm under 14 I LOVE shoving stuff up my ♥♥♥ :-), feels great, like BlaRedMcg said, use a screwdriver's handle, make sure not to use screwdrivers that are not smooth (they're painful) and use it with a condom (I wasted all the condoms in the closet), screwdrivers are often found in the closet, garage, bathroom, attic, basement, or anywhere where car, house or or similar repair utensils are found. ʏou can also ask your parents to boy you a screwdriver for a "school project" you need to "do", try to find screwdrivers that look like rubber or smooth, groovy screwdrivers, (personally my Favourite brand is "Stanley" they MOSTLY sell ones like the one I'm describing!)) not hard HARD plastic ones, (BTW I LOVE <3 the GAY #IDK HOT dudes at BestBuy, they look hot, very turned on, hairy, beardy, sexy, hot face. Once I almost asked one of them, "f**k" me, he had a huge penis)

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Watch your hot load bro

And tonight with Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??"

audience erupts into laughter

Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy...

one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says...

the board shows 100 for "penis"

Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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Omg hai, thank you for accepting me here
^ ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;;

happy （China）new year|･ω･｀)

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