Recent reviews by Stolzer Papi

good

IS OK

no

>Russians
>Pay To Play after already bought it
>No aim down sights
>Suck at the game
>Get over 800 ping

10/10 modern gaming experience

>So I'm bleeding out, no food, water and there is a zombie killing me
>I have a great weapon and I'm dying, I get pretty upset
>Then this Russian guy appears like a $#@!ing angel and kills the zombie
>He takes me to his house, feeds me, bandages me
>Nurses me back to health
>He does not speak a word of english
>His name was Maklo or Mako or some $#@!
>Maklo and I spent hours together.
>Never said a word
>Calmly looting military bases together.
>Finally, we are shot at!
>Maklo hits the floor, shot in the leg
>I drag him into a building and bandage him up
>and then we kill his attacked
>We get out alive and eventually we part ways.
>I go back to the airbase and take out a bunch of zombies
>Start looting and kill a bandit
>I take his amazing gear including a CZ Sniper Rifle
>But then his buddy shoots me
>I take the hit and go down
>The guy starts creeping around
>I'm on a tower and I stare at the ladder
>Then a head pops up.
>I panic.
>I shoot.
>I drop him.
>He is lying on the ground
>I go to inspect the body
>His name is Maklo...
>His first and last words to me
>In broken english in a thick russian accent
>"Not worry friend
>this is the game
>i do not grudge"
>I cried and he left.

Meh

7.8 too much water

I've played a fair bit of this game and i have never got to the moon, duna and never made a complete orbit without cheats...

I have a buttload of mods tho

Brill.