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Matthew   Newham, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rand0mpixels. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of comedy theory most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also matt's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rand0mpixels truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in matt's existential catchphrase "Hey guys , Rand0mpixels here again" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:
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OscarKS1 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am 
miss you boo
LispingNapoleon 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13am 
[ Evil weeb stopper ] Here have a free talisman that keeps evil average joe weebs away result guerenteed
Randa 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:03pm 
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Randa 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:27am 
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AlexCGama 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm 
Como este perfil não tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer churros:
Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.
Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.
Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.
Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.
Mexa até descolar do tacho.
Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco.
3. Junte os 2 ovos e comece a bater.
Por fim, adicione o ultim ovo e bata até que fique uma massa lisa.
4. Coloque a massa num saco ou numa seringa de pasteleiro e utilize a boquilha larga e frisada.
Frite tiras de massa em óleo quente.
Deixe fritar de ambos os lados até que fiquem bem douradinhos.
Depois dos churros fritos, coloque-os num prato com papel absorvente.
E estão prontos a servir.
Acompanhe com cacau ou chocolate quente.