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Terrorismus ist gut.

Geil.

If only you knew how bad things really are.

In the year 2189, A science experiment goes wrong. Human and goose become merged and a new race of ultra intelligent geese, With a sole mission of exterminating all ‘Non-enlightened’ (killing off all humans who have not fallen victim to the planet wide mutation of goose and man) are born. By the year 2211, The Goose Union (or ‘TGU’) have formed a central government. They then start a goose colonisation of both the Moon, and Mars. One day however, An asteroid hits the ‘Motherpond’ (earth) and makes it no longer habitable. The geese on earth start a mass evacuation and flee to both the Moon and Mars colony’s. From there The Goose Union spreads throughout the galaxy.

This game is really gay!

Jeremiah was a bull frog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Was entdeckten wir auf unserer Reise? Wir fanden das Geheimnis der unglaublichen Gänsemenschen. Sie waren leicht gestört. Das machte jedoch nichts. Wir probierten ein wenig von ihrem Fleisch. Es schmeckte nach gehobelten Holz. Wir verzogen unser Gesicht. Doch wir steckten uns ein paar Kilo davon in unsere Taschen. Proviant war äußersts wichtig für unser Vorankommen.

I can only say positive things about Todd Howard. He is a good man. I respect him a lot. We have great realtions. But I did not hit him! I didn't! It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I did naht!

Nice little DLC to Total War: Rome 2.

Normally i don't like fantasy, but when it's loosely inspired by history, I turn a blind eye.

SAD.


Edit: Many people seem to be upset about my review, so I need to clarify my position.
I have good relations with Total War, he is a good man, a hard working man. I respect him.
But when you sometimes scramble the eggs the wrong way around you have to be held accountable for your actions.

SAD.

Nemesis system.

Everything else is Assassin's Creed: Middle-earth.

You can have fun for 5 hours, then it gets boring.




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