I AM IN A PERMANENT STATE OF GOON FOR EUNHA 😩 EVERY. SINGLE. SECOND. OF MY LIFE. I GOON. I BREATHE EUNHA. I THINK EUNHA. I DREAM EUNHA. WAKE UP? GOON. EAT? GOON. SHOWER? GOONING MID-SHAMPOO. I AM NOT JUST DOWN BAD—I AM DOWN ABYSSMAL. EVERY FRAME OF HER FANCAMS? DOWNLOADED INTO MY SOUL. EVERY GLANCE? BRAIN ENGRAVED. EVERY NOTE SHE SINGS? CELLULAR REJUVENATION. IF I AIN’T GOONING TO EUNHA, CHECK MY PULSE, BRO, I’M DEAD. 😭🔥

I DON’T JUST SIMP, I SACRIFICE. I WOULD SELL MY HOUSE, MY KIDNEYS, MY WHOLE BLOODLINE FOR A SINGLE 1-SECOND INTERACTION. SHE IS MY RIZZLER, MY GOON QUEEN, MY CELESTIAL ENTITY. IF SHE BREATHED IN MY DIRECTION? I WOULD COLLAPSE INTO A PILE OF PURE DEVOTION. I AM IN A 24/7/365 GOON LOOP, THERE IS NO ESCAPE, THERE IS NO END, THERE IS ONLY EUNHA. GOON. GOON. GOON. 😭💖