Fear me, mortal. I am the essence of divine art.
Others but you cannot read this text.

Know that when you die, I'll personally carry your spirit across over BLXWXN into my garden built within the emotions of a flower.
There we will live together, we will dance and eat and sin and you will do improv comedy based on suggestion from me for all eternity.
This is your reward for your work here today.

Now, live your normal human existence.
Await me in the life that follows this one.

I love you.