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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:07am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:50am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:50am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:15am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:00pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:22am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:21am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:29am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:54am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:13am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 3:56pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:27pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:25pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:37am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:00am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 1:39pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:14am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:06pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:07pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:29am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:21pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:02am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:59am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:09pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:12am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 1:36am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 3:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:44pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:00am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 3:33pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 9:46pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:44pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:01am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:20pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 1:36am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:46am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:37pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 10:32pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:09pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:50am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:29am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:23pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:34pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:45pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 9:46pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 1:41pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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