+rep because of the implication

no lube, no protection, all day, all night , from the kitchen to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponetial, logartihmic, while i gasp for air, screamw and on the floor upside down on the floor, in the bed, in the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside in a train, on a plane, in the car, on the motorcycle, the bed of the truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass cleching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wreching, tinging, back breaking, and still bounce on it
but thats just me

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And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play Hunt: Showdown, and are you good at games? I am a game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

Hello Kuzco's Poison, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Hunt: Showdown Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you any hour, day or night.

+REP still an absolute G