Recent reviews by WPNGRL

absolute meme of a game and its brilliant. i mean that in the best way possible- it's not just a meme, mind you, it's a genuinely good game, too

Singleplayer is fun. Big world, very pretty, mechanics are cool, you can dress up like a pirate, or Indiana Jones, or something. It's fun and has kept me engaged so far. If you like running around through Riverwood Hold and taking in the scenery and stuff like that, this game is for you.
I like that you can pet dogs. Great singleplayer game.

As far as multiplayer goes, I wish I could say anything meaningful about it. I wish Red Dead Online was just an absolute dumpster fire, because at least a dumpster fire wouldn't feel so empty.

If Red Dead Redemption is orange juice, then Red Dead Online is La Croix.

I've never been motion sick before. Airsickness, nope. Seasickness? Nuh-uh. Spacesickness? Not yet. VR sickness? Not until I bought Boneworks.
This game made me so freakin' sick, you have no idea.
I'm in the process of refunding it right now.

where is god? why has he forsaken us? what have we done?

it's like chivalry, but with more filthy peasants beating the corrupt nobility to death with frying pans and lutes and shovels and rakes and sticks

jun tried to touch my butt. not okay

played 2^10 hours. this game will eat your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life.

374 HOURS LATER

ayo they made eris morn into a nephandus

This game is kinda terrible. Boring combat, invisible walls, seemed kinda rushed. Gas stations aren't what make games realistic. Instead of interesting characters we get a customizable car. Instead of interesting quests we get chocobo racing. Playing through the main quest turns the game world from "pretty" into "post-apocalyptic always-dark hellscape". Boring.

is Good Game. Soda taste Yomy. MMmMMmmm,. Soda.!
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It Wont Stop Crashing!