Recent reviews by Starcaller Sage

the pinnacle of game development thusfar

no matter how high your stats, how protective your gear, how reinforced your base all it takes is one stealthy zombie in a stairwell to end your whole playthrough. 10/10

arcade 2d pve tarkov. fun and unforgiving

3d Viking Minecraft[but cooler]

This game is amazing. It's a perfect blend of Animal Crossing, Binding of Isaac and Curse of the Dead Gods type gameplay wrapped in a cutesy, creepy, culty aesthetic. You might be asking yourself if you should buy this one, well... It's a masterpiece, so grab it.

This has been my all-time favorite game since the first time I played it. I enjoyed it so much that I also bought it for all of my friends and family and relentlessly bullied them into play through after play through with me.

-2D Minecraft with a baffling amount of content
-fun, challenging and rewarding combat
-lack of classes allows limitless variations of gameplay
-have I mentioned the insane amount of content?
-huge amount of mobs AND bosses
-many tiers of progression, the game remains fresh from beginning to end with a permanent sense of progression
-fun, quirky NPCs, In this game you are the only landlord who wont be beheaded when the lower class revolts to eat the rich
-building is limited only by your imagination and the ridiculous amount of different blocks you can use to build
-this game is an absolute gem, one of the greatest games of all time.

I firmly believe every gamer should play through this masterpiece at least once in their lifetime.

I told myself I'd review this game once I beat Master Mode with a hardcore character. Don't applaud me, because I gave up and wrote a review anyway. Buy the game.

Key Features of Running with Rifles
-slowly bleeding to death because no one has a medkit
-being dominated by AI more intelligent than your comrades
-trying to retreat and being destroyed by a hail of grenades
-so many enemies it feels like theres a Black Friday sale going on

It's a pretty good game. only play in my spare time though.