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Recent reviews by Stanik

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2 people found this review helpful
13.8 hrs on record
Player: Struggling to figure out a puzzle in the game

Voice 1: "Come on, it's right there! Just turn the lever to the left!"

Voice 2: "No, no, no! You're going the wrong way!"

Voice 3: "Wait, what are you doing? Why are you wasting time? Just look at the symbols, it's obvious!"

Player: getting frustrated "Can you all just...shut up for a second? I'm trying to concentrate here."
Posted 29 March, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
26 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
13.2 hrs on record
Black Mesa facility and those pesky headcrabs. It's a tough world out there, where it's either "crab or be crabbed!" These little buggers sure know how to ruin your day!
Posted 16 March, 2024.
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26 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
22.3 hrs on record
10/10 would "accidentally" run over innocent bystanders again
Posted 5 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
8.4 hrs on record
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West Premium Edition is a wild adventure with a pig, a monkey, and a dominant teen. In short, it's like a weird spin-off of The Wizard of Oz.
Posted 24 February, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
26.0 hrs on record
The only thing more definitive than this edition is my decision to never go exploring in real caves.
Posted 9 February, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
17.5 hrs on record
It's like being part of the weirdest group therapy in the galaxy, but with more explosions and less feelings.
Posted 23 January, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
159.2 hrs on record (83.3 hrs at review time)
I'm questioning whether my character is the hero or just the local tavern's unpaid janitor
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4,673.6 hrs on record (2,597.0 hrs at review time)
Lailai
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
54.0 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Out With The Iceborne, In With The Rise
Posted 12 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
The only good zergling is a dead zergling. A good mix of tower defend and RTS.
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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