Recent reviews by Stanik

It’s like Black Friday every day — you'll be dodging monsters and hoarding supplies like it's the last PS5 PRO on the shelves. 10/10 would dive into irradiated water just to hear a mutant shout "Happy Shopping!" while I rummage through a broken-down train for toilet paper and canned beans!

Imagine if Diablo and a 90’s arcade machine had a baby, and that baby grew up binge-watching every horror movie on VHS. Hall of Torment is that kid, all grown up and ready to haunt your gaming sessions.
Grab an ice-cold energy drink and get ready to lose yourself in a haunted IKEA maze—endless corridors, spooky vibes, and bosses that clearly skipped leg day. 10/10 would get spooked again while unintentionally grinding XP for hours.

Can someone please explain to me? Why do the other animals always look at me as if they're plotting against me?
I AM THE GREATEST LEADER!!!

9/10, would accidentally drop the knight off a cliff again!

GRIS aka Melancholy Max

I had a blast playing through the game and I know I'll miss my trusty pawn :(

This game is a rootin-tootin good time with a side of vegetable justice served up fresh. Turnip for what!

Player: Struggling to figure out a puzzle in the game

Voice 1: "Come on, it's right there! Just turn the lever to the left!"

Voice 2: "No, no, no! You're going the wrong way!"

Voice 3: "Wait, what are you doing? Why are you wasting time? Just look at the symbols, it's obvious!"

Player: getting frustrated "Can you all just...shut up for a second? I'm trying to concentrate here."

Black Mesa facility and those pesky headcrabs. It's a tough world out there, where it's either "crab or be crabbed!" These little buggers sure know how to ruin your day!

10/10 would "accidentally" run over innocent bystanders again