Recent reviews by Squishy Manpapayas

Vampirates > everything else...

AI is a bunch of cheating scum (I.E. they get massive stacks of units out of thin air but I choose to view it as an "odds heavily stacked against you" type of scenario to keep sane)

Ever since the move to Free-To-Play with the only compensation to those who have bought the game being an exclusive lobby/queue for themselves (which sounds good but really isn't worth the 20+ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOLLARS), the amount of trolls and hackers have increased because people can't give two ♥♥♥♥♥ about their now almost worthless accounts especially when they can just create a new (completely free) account and continue any of their previous BS ways (i.e. hacking, trolling) at no cost to themselves