+rep speaks new zealand

+rep I simp

Hop out the 4 door, with a .44, it was one, two, three and four.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

Yes cause thats totally me

lol look what i found on my friends list on my old steam account http://steamproxy.com/profiles/76561198195227511

Indeed it is

2 plus 2 is 4, minus 1, that's 3. Quick maths.

-Rep I just brought a child from this guy on Craigslist and the child couldn't proform the most basic actions for example cooking, cleaning and jacking me off on sunday night. I'm sorry to say this but .. I'll be filing a police report on your ass.

Is that an anime profile pic? O-oh wel-l-l...I'm all about anime!~ i love anime and your pic is so cute.....a-are you female? We should hang out sometimes....i bet your a cutie ;)...s-sorry was that too far?? Sorry....I've been an awkward mess ever since my parents died...i just a shoulder to cry on ;(, nobody seems to love me, ur so cute...so out of your league....c-can we still hang out? I hope im not bugging you....i-i-i would never want to hurt you c-cause I LOVE YOU~, (~O-O~) blushing hard s-s-sorry, I hope you aren't offended by that...im such an emotional freak....p-please forgive me, lets just hang out o-okay? (>w<)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx