Recent reviews by Mr.Spriz

10/10

Girlfriend:What are you playing?
Me: I dunno, some silly game
GF: So what's the point of it?
Me: I don't really know, earn a bunch of money?
GF: And what do you do when you have enough?
Me: I don't know, buy more stuff
GF: But what happens when you run out of stuff to buy.
Me: I don't know
GF: Well is it fun?
Me: I...don't know
GF: Why are you still playing it?
Me: I....don't......know........but I can't stop


9/10 It could be on phones :D

Ever since buying this game, I:
-Have learned very fluent Russian and I'm getting 10s in my Russian class for just showing up
-Had my internet and PC crash more times than I could count
-Have never seen the sunlight since I bought it
-Lost all of my friends
-Spent almost $1000 on virtual pixels
-Have learned how many immature 12 year olds have ♥♥♥♥ed my mother

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Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥**** coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥**** serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosinh and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

10/10
Best rage simulator out there!

It is better than PORN