"Why does everyone i meet/befriend turn out to have a mental and social disorder?"- me, 8/23/2017

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"- Infskyshark's cat in DND, 2017

"Burning orphanages is technically civilised" -Cyprian 2/17/2018 12:03 AM CST

"Oh, Oh! i just got eaten. Sweet." - Typo

"She's not a dumbass. Should i roll an intelligence check? I'LL ROLL AN INTELLIGENCE CHECK IF I HAVE TO!" -Sip, as i threw a chair next to a CHAOS CHAMPION AND ASKED IF IT WOULD DISTRACT HER
"yes" -Me
Sip rolls 99 (only war, 100 worst roll, 1 best)
Saved squad
"Watch yourself, LIBTARD, protector of LIB(raries)! I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH FACTS!"- Ukrak after we tried explaining why fire is bad in buildings.(Sip)

"That's going to be a double-flusher for sure." - Bert, the bartender. (12/1/2020)
"My whole life is a double-flusher." - Marai (12/1/2020)