Recent reviews by Spongiforma squarepantsii

fun

I liked the game its entertaining but it needs optimization and more features so it gets variety and doesn't get repetitive

The story it seems good enough, the gameplay and graphics are ok. It has scenes where you are in other people's heads investigating their memories. In those I feel that they went all in with weird stuff that doesn't make any sense, they also placed many annoying lights effects and flashes during those very long scenes which ain't very eye pleasing, i fact you end up with a lot of headaches. In conclusion i liked the plot, the mysterious feel of the game but didn't like the forced weirdness of the head investigating scenes nor the effects that they chose for them.

Pretty good game, i would recommend this if you are looking for a single player game with some rich story to it.

I got this game 4.6 hours ago, and i came to review this game because i didnt get bored at all playing this and.. like.. i played 4.6 hours already so i know what im saying.

im running at a straight 30 fps, but damn this game looks nice

This game its still pretty boring, i prefer fallout 4 better. The only thing that i kinda liked was the new guns and new building pieces but it aint worth it, maybe in the future it gets better with updates

The hype was better than the actual game.
To put it simple it is a remaster of the prior game warband which was really good for its time but we are in different times now, and bannerlord feels old and clunky. They could've added so many new stuff starting with voice to the NPCs and more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quest or something interesting to explore the world, even simple things like loot that you can actually interact with and grab in towns and citys, everything its fixed in place, another thing that bothers me a lot is that they reused bases from one mission to another, they should have added a few so it can be varied and the game doesn't get repetitive.
In conclusion its good if you haven't played the prior game, then its going to feel new to you. But if you have played warband a lot, then its pretty much the same with better graphics. Maybe wait a little until it gets more content added.

kick ass, very detailed levels and overall amazing
10/10 would buy again

This game has a very good story, i mean it. I played it for 2.5 hours and the only thing that made me was the story. Now the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay sucks, i know what im talking about here, ive finished the witcher 1. But this game its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying piece of garbage in gameplay, the controls for the PC suck ass, you have to buy a controler just for this game. The execution system gets old pretty fast, pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast.
The graphics are good tho