Recent reviews by Spoik

i finally hit 1k hours so i think im allowed to comment now.... this game......


its alright. 7/10. probably 9/10 if the playerbase wasn't so "difficult" for the devs to deal with (read as appease)

kind of all i have to say, sure the learning part of the game is steepish, but once you get it you got it, worth the time.

i don't understand why they would even think about this in the first place, goat simulator itself is a 4 year old meme game, which, correct me if im wrong, was originally made to raise money for some charity ( again not entirely sure on this, may have just been it was played on charity streams a lot, i get confused, anyway) meaning that this dlc is nothing but shameless capitalisation, the heist itself is really not that great, day 1 is tiring and tedious if you have no map awareness and run any suit or LW ballistic vest build due to blue cops and snipurs ,however vlad does make some mildly entertaining comments, and day 2 is GO bank with more loot requirement and a dragged out escape. Regarding the weapons, the melee weapons, are melee weapons and are hence dwarfed by the katana and ice pick for any melee/sociopath build, making them useless except for the "comedy" values of poking a cop with a pitch fork, the gun is nice only in the sense of look and feel, it's really just a reskinned loco, don't even get me started on the masks and achievements. in short, ♥♥♥♥ off overkill.

I picked this game up during a free weekend, after hearing good things (and bad things) about it. I played solo mainly until I met a couple cool people and then found myself enjoying the entire payday experience way more, and i mean WAY more.
As fun as solo can be, Payday is best played with friends, that doesnt mean you have to play with friends, even just a few randoms are great fun. I remember finding a few experienced players who were really nice, and instantly i had more fun. Then about 50 levels later i was that guy showing the noobs how to play and ecm rush and all that ♥♥♥♥. It was like watching your firstborn taking their first steps, in a more violent manner adn with a bag of jewlery on their back.
To sum up, Payday. Come with your friends, stay with the scrubs. I would recommend that you buy it during a sale and not at full price

Hotline miami falls under the genre of "HYPER VIOLENT" it's just so viceral and brutal and fast and fun. Its also one of those games that you play to stop yourself doing the things you can do in the game in real life. What? no, only me? yeah that makes sense. But wait there's more to praise. The story. Hotline miami's story is so comlex and confusing, it gives me great pleasure to understand it. I wont spoil it for you, it's much more fun to figure it out yourself.
To sum up, great game, stop reading this ♥♥♥♥♥ and BUY IT NOW!

This is a very fun action platformer multiplayer game that tries to look like a moba it really isnt so if your a person who would like all mobas to burn , you might like this . the only negative is the ping it can be laggy but otherwise is fun enjoyable and even nostaligc for some. Definitely worth the money

its a game

I recommend dont starve as it is a unique sort of game compared to other survival games like minecraft and terraria as for a start it has perma death I am aware minecraft has an optional perma death mode but the fact that in dont starve its always on also as it is hard to make a house or a base camp soon it makes survival quite hard during the first nights overall a great game and great possibilities for modding and updates and hopefully there will be a multiplayer mode !