-rep igraet s chitom i ego sestra soset moy chlen

He recently added me as a friend, he seemed friendly AT FIRST and always offered a 5 stack in CSGO and such. But there was 1 serious thing about him I noticed; he had a bit of a liking for younger teammates.
I noticed this early on in our friendship but thought he was just childish, turns out he was not michael jackson and was michael ventura but a pedophile. He sent me penis pics before and tried passing it off as a joke.
Before all that crap he was a +rep but i gotta just balance it out here and say hes aight, wouldnt invite to my wedding but hell i think inviting him to an adult night out would be the move.

If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.
This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.

There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.

If you ♥♥♥♥, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your ♥♥♥♥ (literally) together.

cutie

+rep good dictator of village

-rep only babbling bs since warmup, ♥♥♥♥ ass player