Forklift Certificate: REVOKED

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step 1: secure the keys
step 2: ascend from darkness
step 3: rain fire
step 4: unleash the horde
step 5: skewer the winged beast
step 6: wield a fist of iron
step 7: raise hell
step 8: freedom

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