:: A message by Ye' Cap'n Space Beard ::

Avast there ye earthlubber ‘n ahoy me hearties, I be Ye’ Cap’n Space Beard th’ toughest space hound in all th’ galaxy. I best enjoy a pint o’ grog n’ pillagin’ control points. Ye’ best stay out of me way unless ye be askin’ fer a brawl.

List of planets to pillage:
-Neptune
-Uranus
-Saturn
-Jupiter
-Mars
-Earth
-Venus
-Mercury

Intergalactic crimes commited:
-Aiding and Abetting/Accessory
-Stealing of Cargo and Goods
-Grand Theft Spacecraft
-Pillaging Planets
-Desctruction of Federation Cruisers
-Vandalism of Intergalactic Prison Stations
-Planetary Vandalism
-Planetary Arson
-Planetary Obliteration
-Voluntary Manslaughter
-Intergalactic Perjury


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