Recent reviews by Sleepy Space Bird 🌱

Why didn't they listen? We tried to warn them! I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one!

...Gordon! You're alive! Thank god for that hazard suit! I'm afraid to move him, and all our phones are out! Please, get to the surface as soon as you can and let someone know we're stranded down here! You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners. I'm sure the rest of the science team will gladly help you.




Play this, or die an unfulfilled life. - May 13th, 2012

The graphics are excellent. The pacing is perfect. The variety in level design is plentiful. The voice acting and musical cues are great. The scenarios you find yourself in are unique and groovy.

You start the game with four guns: An AK47 with a 10 round magazine and a scope that shoots semi-auto with bad accuracy, an AK47 with a scope with a 10 round magazine that's bolt action and has high accuracy, a silenced AWP that has bad accuracy and low damage, and a silenced P99 handgun. You'll quickly find an MP7 and regular automatic AK-47, so the weapon situation is nice and varied.

My favorite part of the game so far was when my framerate dropped from 60 FPS to 2, maxing out at 4. I played like that for over an hour, and when I restarted the program, the game was back at 60 FPS, so it kinda has a L4D dynamic gameplay thing going on, which is cool.

There are plenty of useful settings, too. For instance, in the video settings area, there's a checkbox that just says "Birds". Since I love birds, I keep them enabled at all times, even though it might make me lag.

I bought it for $0.99, but even at its regular price of $9.99, it's a steal! I even bought an extra copy for a friend.

Damn, son, this game's good as ♥♥♥♥ you know what I'm sayin'?

So basically this game's really good because you wake up in a train and walk around some spooky dark hallways in the dark underground with a flashlight that needs batteries to run but the battery hud is in Russian for some reason and then the bathroom stalls make scary noises which was pretty great but then I turned some lights on and made some water level rise so I could climb a hole in the wall then some vampire emo girl started chasing me and I had to hit "E" like 5 times to not die in a QTE event then I was at a subway station again and a train pulled up and I walked into it and fell through the floor of the train and I couldn't get in the train until I walked into the door of the very last cart in which I was greeted with an emo girl in the window after almost falling asleep (in-game) and then I was given a SICK ending (I won't spoil it)

I JUST SLAUGHTERED THAT GUY.
AND STAY DOWN!
DIE, ♥♥♥♥♥.
MY HOUSE!
I'M SORRY, DID I BLOW YOUR HEAD APART?

http://i.imgur.com/GY0wGIi.jpg

Visual novel parody which contains birds.

I enjoyed it.


8-)

Super fun, difficult, fast-paced, technologically advanced (in 1995) space shooter full of spacial disorientation, 27 interesting levels to explore, lots of weapon upgrades, and awesome music. You're even able to host a ridiculous deathmatch!

Highly recommended :D

EDIT: I made a gameplay video of level 1 for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXVZFbNxbUA

NEWER EDIT: Apparently Descent was removed from Steam. This review is not for "Freespace".

*thunk*
Cause no trouble.

YEAH DOOM

YEAH

Pathetic creature of meat and bone. Do you really need me to convince you to play System Shock?

If so, never speak to me. Ever.