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Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 8:06am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 12:36pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 7:36am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 10:38am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 9:27am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 8:18am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 7:57am



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

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