Recent reviews by soulmas5

My stinky organic red blood has been completely replaced by stinkless white synthetic blood.

That... that is all I have to say.

10/10 would stink again

While I love this game, very VERY very much- and I absolutely do recommend it-
I find myself really really hating this game in-between all of the love.

Yes, buy it- buy it NOW

However, be prepared to get really really pissed off and lose your progress (it's not a glitch but a part of the game) on the reg.

I really wish it weren't so unforgiving in the last moments (when you're not sure what you should be doing and the stakes are high) because this regularly leads to having to start over from the beginning.

If you are a fan of SHMUPS and smoke enough weed to NOT break controllers- buy this.

Ahhh, now just to sit back, relax and watch all you butt squeegies go from "OMG NEAUX" to "OMG YSSSE" once the initial shock wears off and you realize what a gem this is.

HONESTY ALERT:

I'm not quite there, yet... :(

Love the game, however kinda bummed that I payed 20 bucks for this back in early access.

Brutally difficult but for some reason I just can't stop!

Tip (just the tip) : Use ranged against ranged or become enraged.

If you were born after the year 2000, I'm positive you will not understand why this game is amazing.

If I were two people I'd give it 4 thumbs up but alas I must settle for two.

A rare gem that oozes sweet flowery goodness out of every single one of it's furry little orifices.

Ew.

9.5/10 from me

Well, so far-
Simply badass.

Stands up adequately next to Salt and Sanctuary. I actually prefer this over just about any other souls like out there.

8/10 early access expecting it to improve will change to 9/10+

Still totally worth it at it's current state!

Pretty good game. Paid full price for it a while back (game was horribly optimized)
Well they fixed the optimization issue 10 fold! But it turns out I need to get the ultimate edition to unlock 90% of the game which is $35

I leave you with this final thought-
Go %(*& yourselves you greedy bastards, and shove your decently cool game up your greedy bastard asses.

Updated review:

Always was positive with a personal score of 7/10

However NOW that the rogue has been released, I'm gonna go ahead and give this game a 10/10.

If you liked diablo 1/2, it's a heinous shame that this game is not in your library already.

I don't care if you have to steal the money from your dying grandmother to get this game, just get it.