💀Age: 150+/- (Earth years… time works different on Mars)
💀Boy or girl: Alien from Mars (gender = irrelevant on my planet)
💀Country: Unknown. Possibly drifting near Saturn. I stopped keeping track.


Discord: Soooh#0420

💀- No Beggars, Scammers, Phishers, or Primitive Lifeforms
💀- No random group transmissions
💀- No encrypted profiles — visibility required for contact
💀- Don’t ask me stupid questions — I’m not a human tech support unit
💀- Don’t send me data links. I won’t interface with them.
💀- Most important rule: Please, for the love of the void, don’t send me random game invites

Violation of these protocols will result in disconnection.
I’m here to enjoy digital simulations and communicate with known allies.
If you're removed, it's not personal. Reconnect if needed.

💀In-game: Engaged in simulation — responses may lag
💀Online: Signal clear — open for contact
💀Away: Left the command pod
💀Busy: Bartering for non-existent real estate on distant moons
💀Snooze: Entering stasis. Syncing with dream server.
💀Offline: Transmission silent — assume off-planet

Unit Name: The Toaster
Operating at galactic limits — can run Skyrim at 1 frame per 5 Earth years
Cooling system: Vacuum of space
Power source: Mostly duct tape and pain

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