~"Good news: I'm healed.
Bad news: I'm healed."~



Commissions ~ closed

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Have a nice day whoever you are

Quotes.

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finger pistols

Admiral: quick, kill her before she kills us

Admiral: Sombra's not a girl, Sombra is a mexico.

Admiral: famlitfamfamlit
Solomus: litfamlitlitfam
Solomus: *flicks*

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AyyOwl: ID GRAPE YOUR VOICE

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flames0408: btch i bet i could beat ya ass in paladins
flames0408: 1v1 me
Solomus: Are you being cocky with me?
Solomus: You btch?
flames0408: BTCH I AM THE 🐔
flames0408: IM THE 🐔 OF THE GOT DAM WALK

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(pretty cool guy!)

Random6849: Sky will make you feel bad about yourself to such a degree that you never want to disappoint anyone again.

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Murkey: Sky is mommy

Murkey: I want mommys futa dong inside me

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Larry: I want ur futa dong

--- no im not futa

Solomus: Dreaming is being trapped in a world you can't leave unless you choose to live in it or close your eyes.
Magnus: Sky you sound like a bot meant to just spit out philosophical nonsense

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(shows hair in the shape of a pompadour)
Dapper Dog: is that for real
Dapper Dog: hair spray that
Dapper Dog: you'll become Janelle Monae
Solomus: yes that is for real
Dapper Dog: :^) i'll be disappointed if you don't do a pomp
Solomus: dont hate me pls
Dapper Dog: i'll ban u if u dont
Solomus: n0 dapper
Dapper Dog: :^) :^)

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*playing portal*
Slem: ill jump in your portal in a minute
Slem: if you know what i mean

Solomus: HOIOI
Slem: OMG DADDY

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acey: my dog is crying, I beat him to make him cry more
Solomus: You beat a crying dog, I beat you.
acey: You kill my waifu, I kill you.
Solomus: You fk up my dreams, I fk you.
acey: whoa
acey: lewd

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Loth: owo whats this wanna yiff
Solomus: uwu you dont even have to ask uwu
Loth: uwuwu

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\o/ praise jorm

Solomus: dont miss me 2 much
Dr_Steen: i miss you already
Solomus: DONT MISS ME 2 MUCH
Dr_Steen: i miss you 2 much already

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Solomus: oi
Kian: sky
Kian: listen here
Kian: you get on this bed
Kian: and fk me
Solomus: i must ask my dads!
Kian: screw your dads

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Fostra: MY PENIS IS ON FIRE
Solomus: The fk did you do now
Fostra: fapped too hard
Fostra: while thinking of you

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Solomus: i come back
Solomus: to see a penis
Lo-fi: it's not A PENIS
Lo-fi: IT'S A PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP
Solomus: ITS A PENIS
Lo-fi: PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP

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