elevator to the moon > stairway to heaven
Figures that the happiest sounding German song is about nuclear Armageddon.



"Children are Satan's way of Making Women Give Up On Their Dreams, and Be Reduced to Draft Animals"



With 17,000$ you can buy 124 3DS XL on the Nintendo official site and have leftovers for the shipping

Trashcon Ballpit: I DON"T EVEN LIKE FANFICTION
Trashcon Ballpit: EIGHAFKJSD
Space Dandy #UseIt: first world problems
Trashcon Ballpit: I'm sorry would you like to talk about starving african children
Trashcon Ballpit: I WONDER WHAT
Trashcon Ballpit: SECOND WORLD PROBLEMS ARE
Trashcon Ballpit: "Oh dear our 1994 car lost a muffler in a pothole on the way to sell unpainted chairs."
Trashcon Ballpit: I guess that's second world

♔Airis: CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE
♔Airis: A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RADIOACTIVE MOTH-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOB
♔Airis: DRIVING A GIANT CAR
♔Airis: THEN THE CAR CRASHES AND THE WHOLE THIING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EPXSLODS


ITS PROBABLY JUST A BUNCH OF PISSBABY MOMS GETTIN MAD BECAUSE TIMMY SAW SOME NOT EVEN NAKED ALIEN
-Satan Senpai, 2014

me: are you ready for this d*ck?

her: Are those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moon shoes?

♔Airis: I JUST
♔Airis: AT THAT MOMENT IT HIT ME
♔Airis: JUST HOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ODD
♔Airis: IT WAS
♔Airis: THAT I HAVE A FRIEND
♔Airis: THAT CAN TELL YOU THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEMICAL MAKEUP OF 103053O985134 DIFFERENT ROCKS OFF THE TOP OF HER HEAD
♔Airis: AND ALSO HAS A SONG THAT GOES OOOOH AAAAH

くコ:彡VIAGRA ROCK: Gerkin's moving
くコ:彡VIAGRA ROCK: she's going to new haus
くコ:彡VIAGRA ROCK: Lucky middle-class white girl.
Level 52 Hat Inspector: im gonna egg it
くコ:彡VIAGRA ROCK: Im gonna ♥♥♥♥ in all her toilets and not flush.
Level 52 Hat Inspector: im gonna deliver a half eaten chipmunk corpse to her porch as a welcome initiation to the KKK
くコ:彡VIAGRA ROCK: I'm gonna possess her little brother because her new house is built on sacred indian burial grounds and then I'm going to suck her house into the netherplexus.


“Last week we dueled the be-tentacled spiritual embodiment of a planet exploding, who attempted to physically and mentally rape both the protagonists! This week, we’re dueling a trashcan. Kattobingu~~~!”



Wackin' it to 90's games, watchin' the world go up in flames. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

♔Airis: i'm always afraid you've had a stroke and you lost the ability to comprehend my directions
♔Airis: and you're just
♔Airis: sprialing into hell
j'all [Tips Cowdora]: maybe