Recent reviews by SoProKToTheK

Don't ♥♥♥♥ with the Jester... That mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will eat your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...
If you see a little white girl, do not help her, its a trap
if you see giant cute dogs... do not pet them, in fact, don't even speak to them.
If you see a black creature with white eyes, it will rip your head off.
If you see SCP-173 but with a springy neck, your dead as hell.
If you see a giant creature with a vagina for a mouth, don't let it catch you. ITS NOT WORTH IT!

Overall... everything is bad and this company sucks. We should unionize against them!

Nosferatu tried to kiss me... please send help...

Excuse me? What the ♥♥♥♥ is this game?! First they make a Dating sim and then the Kentucky Fried Console?! JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP!!!

Short and to the point.

I feel like the controls change, like its weird, I played for 4 hours and over that time the hammer would start to feel weird at different parts of the game. I then took my hand off my mouse and watched the hammer move like an inch by itself. Is there some code in the game to MAKE us mess up and fall back down?!

THE LORRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!

Balloon Boy stole my sweet, succulent, batteries... I then proceeded to kick his ass and throw him down the hallway at withered Freddy in which he charged my officer and shoved me into a locker and threw it into a dumpster and set it on fire... I can now say Im "The man inside the locker"...

Why is it 2D... I mean its 2014 and its his last attempt at making games for a living but bro... all the trailers are in 3D but the office doors are just PNG's

Started playing and mulched all my plants for the harvest but couldn't figure out how to get them where they need to go... It is now winter time and after a season of no profit the bank has reclaimed by land and evicted me from my house... I now live in a cardboard box waiting to make a come back... any day now...

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