Achievementy uživatele H₂O ve hře POSTAL 2

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2020 v 10.34

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2020 v 10.06

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2020 v 10.17

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.16

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 22.24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 23.33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 18. pro. 2020 v 0.44

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 23. pro. 2020 v 5.30

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 22.14

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 18. pro. 2020 v 0.46

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 23.18

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 21.40

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2020 v 10.06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2020 v 10.06

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odemčeno 18. pro. 2020 v 0.23

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2020 v 10.37

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2020 v 10.06

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.19

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 5. pro. 2020 v 10.38

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 23.35

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 17. pro. 2020 v 0.13

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

13 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30