rock solid
Aris the Warlord   Alabama, United States
 
 
Pick


"Rock solid."

Ban


"You will lose."

Movement
Moving


"Okay."

"Sure."

"Uh-huh."

"Got it."

"Yes."

"Going."

"I'm moving as fast as I can."

Taunt


"You will lose."

Joke


"Caught between a rock... and a hard place."


Laugh


Malphite laughs triumphantly.

Malphite laughs triumphantly.

Malphite laughs triumphantly.

Malphite laughs triumphantly.

Attack
Basic Attacking


Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Attacking


"Smash!"

"Hurt!"

"Kill."

"Die!"

"Pain!"

"Stay down!"

Ability Casting
Using Ground Slam Ground Slam

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Death


Malphite groans.

Malphite groans.

Malphite groans.
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21 Hours played
yeah i'm not going to lie this one was a little on the south side compared to mirror 1. Then again, this is still early access so my hopes are still high for a proper sequel. As of now, the game feels completely different than mirror 1 did. If you're here looking for a sequel for mirror 1, as of right now, you'll be disappointed. If you're here looking for a wholesome story game that happens to use a matching system, I'd recommend this to you. I, as a proper mirror 1 enjoyer, preordered this game back when there was only one story, and I was kind of disappointed by it. Now that I've come back to the game, and seen all the new stories I have to say the storytelling quality has definitely gone up from the previous releases. A little disappointed in the choices, but I can't really complain, cause mirror 1 did this sometimes too. Though, I feel like if I had a golden pistol that kills anomalies I should have the option to shoot the succubus-fox-girl or if I was possessed by an ancient taoist demon I should have the ability to stay possessed and take over the town or what not. <- I got kinda confused on the OSU-type mechanics though. The dragon story I got pretty confused with, and I was kind of disappointed in the interrogation scene. If this was mirror 1, she would have been kidnapped and strapped to a table with the main character grinding her bones with a circular saw but i understand that's a little much to do in 3d so its not all that important to me. The story was a little short, but I only did one ending, the war ending, so maybe it's longer if you help lynn find her notes. Lani and Rita I have not done yet, but when I do I will update my review.

in conclusion: as of right now this game is not a mirror sequel, however it is a good game by itself. A little lacking in the world building department though, I got confused a little bit on a few stories because the world was not properly described. It would be nice if I had some reference to start on so I had an understanding of the foreshadowing in almost every story. On a scale of 1-10 gotta say its about a 6 or a 7, looking forward to where the developers will take the game next keep up the good work.

As to the people who negative review this game because there's no nudity, go touch grass, go outside, get some vitamin c honestly. do you really need to have 18+ scenes to enjoy a good story? Plus, it's 2$ and they only sell your personal data to the Chinese government <- which is BASED, by the way.

If you want to discuss anything about the game I will turn comments on so we can communicate about it.
god bless america
First of all, my works are NOT cringe. I can't use bad words because that makes BABY JESUS (GOD BLESS!) cry. I am an old fashioned man with strong morals. My dad said that I am GODS special little man and you should respect me (my dad can beat you up LOL). Second of all, I have an important message for all TRUE PATRIOTS, we are living in the final days, WWIII is coming and we must be ready. You must all gather you GUNS and your BIBLES and pray. The end times are upon us, the beast is rising. Look at the world femiNAZI harpies are corrupting our girls, sodomites are poisoning our children, "elites" are defiling our land and the moozie rats are raping our babies. This land is dying and we have only a few moments left on this earth. We must stand proudly, hard times create GREAT MEN, we are the LAST GENERATION. The wicked and unsaved are on the one way express trip to HELL. We must save as many souls as we still can before the end, I know the they are corrupted abominations but deep down they are still our brothers and sisters. Look at all the school shottings, the (((leftists))) use brainwashed children to commit acts of vile slaughter. Look at our girls becoming degenerates and lusting over the beast. Look at the scientists poisoning the innocent minds with lies of round earth and godless "rationality". This is the final age brothers and sisters, remember the Spartans and the Crusaders, remember our fathers, remember the great stories found in the BIBLE. We are peaceful god fearing people, but they are forcing us to act. The world has become decadent circus of degeneracy and heathenism.

In these dark times we must remember great works like the Lord of the Rings, and we must learn that light shines the brightest in the darkest night. Remember Frodo, remember his journey. We are facing the same ods and we will WIN because we have JESUS the ultimate ass kicker on our side (GOD BLESS!). And remember we must not be like them, we must not use bad words (even in anger), we must not engage in sex before marriage, we must not think sinful toughts and most importantly we must never relax in this dark world. Even other people need are help, not all brown people are beasts some of them need our light. We must also preach to the godless Asians who worship on the altars on technology and perversion. Trust me we will win, we will save humanity. Lift our heads high brothers and sister. Females need to return to their natural place as obedient house wives and make babies. Males need to learn how to fight and defend themselves. And remember to always keep the BIBLE near you, it is the ultimate vepon against the upcoming darkness.
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I Have Lots Of Sex (True Story)
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. Like I do everyday. This game did not make me horny however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. On the other hand I would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because I have lots of sex with women alot) as there is a naked women in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. I also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. One of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but I told her I was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became lesbian and killed herself because I did not have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men, I am not gay.i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy . My penis is very big.all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and I am very good at sex with my women. every women I've had sex with is very sexy and so am I. I have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and sexy and I have lots of sex.
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Pick


"Rock solid."

Ban


"You will lose."

Movement
Moving


"Okay."

"Sure."

"Uh-huh."

"Got it."

"Yes."

"Going."

"I'm moving as fast as I can."

Taunt


"You will lose."

Joke


"Caught between a rock... and a hard place."


Laugh


Malphite laughs triumphantly.

Malphite laughs triumphantly.

Malphite laughs triumphantly.

Malphite laughs triumphantly.

Attack
Basic Attacking


Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Attacking


"Smash!"

"Hurt!"

"Kill."

"Die!"

"Pain!"

"Stay down!"

Ability Casting
Using Ground Slam Ground Slam

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Malphite grunts.

Death


Malphite groans.

Malphite groans.

Malphite groans.
Sojpan 19 May, 2024 @ 3:27am 
DESTROYS virgins
llorando 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:31pm 
your review showcase is a child sex manifesto
Skeleroky 22 Feb, 2023 @ 5:30pm 
you will lose
yk22 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:10am 
would you like to inspect my penile device?
Kaizen 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm 
where is messi