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Recent reviews by Snekward

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2 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
i just want my chinese hat :(
Posted 6 November, 2023.
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7.5 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
having people walk past you, when you are the biggest object in the game is the best feeling.
Posted 3 December, 2021.
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17.0 hrs on record
Modded 2d minecraft.
Posted 3 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
where is crab :(
Posted 3 December, 2021. Last edited 3 December, 2021.
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12 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.7 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
This game is the definition of a seizure.
Posted 3 December, 2021.
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4.9 hrs on record
This game is an accurate simulation of wartime conflicts. The accuracy of this game is on point. Even though the characters are beans, I have never felt more alive in my life. It was like I was In an active war zone fighting the enemy beans.
10/10 would recommend
Posted 3 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
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217.5 hrs on record (107.0 hrs at review time)
The war against bloons still rages on. Bloons and monkeys have always had hatred for each other, back when I was younger I always knew deep down in my hear that their would one day be a war, but I never knew how big or intense it would be. Now the damage is irreversible, families have been torn apart, cities have been destroyed, all this has been cause by the bloons, they are an unrelenting war machine. We have kept developing new monkeys, new upgrades but it is never enough. At the start it was just normal bloons, then camos, then leads, then moabs, when will it stop. I fear for the day the bloons become stronger I don't know how much longer we will be able to hold out. The only hope is for the sun god to return, there have been many rumors of its arrival, so many have started praying it must have noticed our cries for help, It is the only way that we can win and bring back peace and balance to the universe. I remember the first time I popped a bloon. I was stationed at monkey meadow, and thats when I saw my first bloons in person. As I looked into it I only saw one emotion and that was of pure hatred, in that moment i knew what had to be done for the survival of monkey kind. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ back my arm and threw my dart and as luck would have it, I popped it. I knew that every bloon popped was another monkey's live saved, another day that would keep fighting for a better future. That was back in the good old days, when we still had a chance. I am not sure how long we can survive. I have lost too many friends, too many family, too many comrades to this, I just want this madness to end. Everyday I fight i think what have i been fighting for, nothing has changed except we now lose more battles and more lives. We are just the ant and the bloons are the boot toying with. In the end all i can do is hope, hope for a better life, a better future.
Posted 7 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
16.7 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Good game. The campaign took me 3 hours to complete, but you can also play multiplayer and with your friends. If you're gonna buy this, then you should wait for a sale!
Posted 18 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
The game is to glitchy i am going to get a refund
Posted 3 April, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is really fun but it is a bit glitchy, and they could also give lots of more updates and make it so you can control you troops more
Posted 25 January, 2018.
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