Recent reviews by SnakeShifter

I absolutely love the art style of this game, it has a lot of charm and despite being mostly pixel has a lot of attention to detail as well so it all looks amazing. The action is pretty intense and the gameplay although simple in a fun retro side-scroller shooter way is very satisfying and also has some cool extra elements like the parry/bullet time mechanic, and the demo tutorial hints at other cool skills and techniques that you will be able to unlock later. The music is really good too, hopefully we will be able to buy the soundtrack at release.

I am quite partial to mafia stories so I am already quite interested in the story of Neon Inferno and its characters, it seems like a very cool futuristic and even slightly cyberpunk mafia story. In my opinion the best part of the game is that the two protagonists are very conventionally aesthetically pleasing while also being very cool and interesting badasses, and the very best part of it is that Mariana Vitti is a total smoking hot babe and her big beautiful breasts bounce breathtakingly when she walks in her graceful feminine way. I am very much looking forward to playing the full game!

An extremely overrated, buggy, clunky, tedious, and boring Eurojank trash game. Everyone says "it gets better the more you play it", well I put 130 hours into it trying to find this point where it allegedly gets better, and I couldn't. I'm probably only like halfway through the story and I just don't want to play anymore, it's too boring and annoying. I don't care if it "gets better" after hour 200 or whatever, I'm done. Done with this game, and done with this developer. I deeply regret preordering this game foolishly thinking I was supporting based pro-Christian people like me and wasting time playing it. At least I learned my lesson to not support these woke anti-Christian developers by preordering the woke anti-Christian sequel, God be praised.

Don't support people that hate you.

One of the most based games on all of Steam

This game is aggressively below mid as far as MMOs go, your time would be better spent playing any other MMO or even non-MMO, at least have some respect for yourself and your time and play one where the characters are actually attractive and the gameplay is actually fun. The combat is clunky and annoying, the story is unbelievably uninteresting, and the game world itself is just very shallow and boring. No wonder this is one of the least popular MMOs out there.

On top of that this game commits an even worse and absolutely unforgivable sin; it propagates extremely harmful woke anti-science and anti-human Clown World agendas and propaganda. Such companies and corporations with such malicious agendas should not be supported. Don't support people that hate you. You should instead play and support games made by based Eastern game developers of culture, they just make great games without pushing all this decadent immoral Clown World ESG/DEI FILTH onto you.

Shame on you, ZeniMax Online Studios. Shame on you.

BURN THE HERETIC. KILL THE MUTANT. PURGE THE UNCLEAN.

Space Marine 2 is an extremely based intolerant brutal religiously zealous masculine super soldier power fantasy, and it's friggin awesome. The combat is righteously satisfying; every bolter shot feels meaty and impactful, every chainsword slash is heavy and visceral. The attention to detail of the game world is amazingly immersive, the game just looks phenomenal. The story and characters are very well written and acted; strong loyal men and women of honor and duty, and convincing and complex villains. There is a PVP mode which is quite good as well, it is simple yet satisfying. It's very cool to see the Warhammer 40k universe so faithfully, lovingly, and lore-accurately recreated in such a way for us to experience digitally. I would put it forth that this is the best Warhammer 40k game ever made.

THE EMPEROR IS PLEASED.

ULTIMATE BUNNY TAKE MY MONEY!!!

Very scummy, slimy, and sneaky surprise microtransaction BS post-launch after everyone already bought the game and gave it a good review. Even crappy paid FOMO battlepasses. In a fighting game. Apparently they even are going after mods now allegedly, because of course they would rather you pay them money for different costumes. If I had known they were going to pull all this shady, awful, and reprehensible crap I wouldn't have preordered the Ultimate Edition at full freaking price. I never thought Tekken would betray my loyalty like this, that it would stoop to this abyss of unashamed and underhanded greed. Some must learn the hard way. Well, lesson learned. You really can't trust any AAA game developers anymore, especially of your most beloved franchises. The absolute state of AAA gaming these days is truly disgusting. Absolutely repugnant. What a shame. Unbelievable.

Sony is now pulling some shady and slimy surprise post-launch mandatory PSN linking BS, so if you want to keep playing Helldivers 2 on your Steam account you will have to create a PSN account and link them, because they "finally fixed the 'technical issues' that allowed people to skip PSN account linking", and let them play on Steam without having to have a PSN account, perfectly fine, for months. Don't want to have a PSN account? Perhaps because Sony has such a terrible track record of protecting its users' information, and is just an absolutely terrible company in general etc.? Well then I guess you can't play Helldivers 2 on Steam anymore bud! F that, I'm uninstalling and changing my review to negative over this greasy underhanded corpo sleaze. I have a thousand other games to play that don't force me to make a PSN account post-launch. Shame on you Arrowhead, and shame on you Sony. Unbelievable.

Sony is now pulling some shady and slimy surprise post-launch mandatory PSN linking BS, so if you want to keep playing Helldivers 2 on your Steam account you will have to create a PSN account and link them, because they "finally fixed the 'technical issues' that allowed people to skip PSN account linking", and let them play on Steam without having to have a PSN account, perfectly fine, for months. Don't want to have a PSN account? Perhaps because Sony has such a terrible track record of protecting its users' information, and is just an absolutely terrible company in general etc.? Well then I guess you can't play Helldivers 2 on Steam anymore bud! F that, I'm uninstalling and changing my review to negative over this greasy underhanded corpo sleaze. I have a thousand other games to play that don't force me to make a PSN account post-launch. Shame on you Arrowhead, and shame on you Sony. Unbelievable.

It's not slavery, it's the Builder Buddy program. They're not slaves, they're Builder Buddies. Their lives are infinitely better, more fulfilling, and of a higher quality when they are in the Builder Buddy program as opposed to their lives when they have their so-called "freedom" to be violent aimless layabouts. The Builder Buddy program gives their lives real and positive purpose and meaning.

This is an awesome game where you can in digital form live out your dream of being the biggest Builder Buddy Master in the world, and it's great. I look forward to enrolling many more Builder Buddies into the Builder Buddy program and thusly making the world a better, and safer, place for everyone.